I’d like to thank mother nature for raining yesterday so the fuckin snow and ice could finally be gone! God knows the snow removal dept couldnt do it, I drove around from Friday ’til Monday and didn’t see one fuckin plow or salt truck out! Real good you fuckin idiots! —Pavement Lover

This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2012.

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  1. Perhaps you could make better use of your post-storm time than needlessly driving for 3 days straight trying to find the trucks…
    Maybe a phone call could have saved you all that driving.

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  2. OB, I agree. Mother Nature allowed rain which made great puddles along the sides of road to drive through and slash nearby pedestrians 🙂

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  3. according to the”old farmer’s”site, we are in for a fast and furious winter. and from what i seen thus far, guess they were right again.

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  4. Seb. Please describe the make and model of your vehicle so I can prepare a rock for you when you try to splash me.

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  5. Prudence Senor. The Great Quean would probably have you charged with a hate crime for that. >; ) Instead, shove a potato up his tailpipe. Then, sabotage his car.

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  6. LOL @ Padre Yvon!!

    And, Senor, it’ll be the one that has a horn that goes ‘WEEEEEEEE’ instead of ‘HONK’.

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  7. Hmmmmm – I’d have thought it would play the first bars of Wild Boys by Duran Duran. I defer to your professional judgement though, since you have devoted so much of your life to the study of this specimen.

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  10. Thumb boycott, huh Painey? Otay, I’m in.

    “Hay Hay, Ho Ho
    Like & Dislike has got to go”

    Solidarity forever…..

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