So me and my 2 friends were in the elevator in Loyola – Smu Residence Sunday night before the Superbowl, and we were going up to my floor – 17th. So this retarded big shot hops on at floor 7, right before he got on I said to my friends, “watch him get off at 10”, yeah well no way in hell was that basterd going that far – oh no. He went up to 8! To Fucking 8, from 7 to 8! What a retard, he was PERFECTLY able to walk up those damn steps! Don’t people like that piss you off? Fuck! It happens all the time, Loyola is 22 stories tall, and I think floor 4 and down should be able to use the fucking staircase, it ticks all of us off, when we’re in a damn rush, or theres a ton of us up there, and someone hops on and presses fucking 3, when they rest of us got like 17, 19 and 21 pressed! Yeah – theyre fucking cool alright – what a lazy fucking loser! No wonder some get the freshman 15 – there too lazy to walk around!! Fuck – one of these days I’m going to just say, “Your fat ass won’t make up on those steps will they? Well maybe if you try you’ll fucking loose it!” Oh my God,- we’ve had a-fucking enough of that bull shit!
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2008.
late for your keg partyyyyyy????
Are you elevator operator?Unless you own the elevator, STFU! I hope someone “Elf’s” your ass, and presses every button so you have to stop at every floor.
what is up with the snarky and aggressive comments in almost all of the Bitches these days??”Unless you own the elevator, STFU! I hope someone “Elf’s” your ass, and presses every button so you have to stop at every floor.”What a narrow-minded A$*hole. Before you write some anger filled retort, think about what the person is bitching about…have you ever lived in a high-rise and had people call the elevator to go up one floor? And on top of that, had to endure that ever single day? I have and it was beyond annoying.I think its sad that people go to the Bitch section in order to let off pent up aggression. For example, if I were to write a bitch about how I think that Spring Garden Road has too many pot-holes, I would have 10 comments from people telling me to “go back to wherever I came from if I don’t like it”, or “why don’t I go F-ing fix it then” or I would get some snide remark from the pathetic people who post on every bitch, like Elbee. Why get your knickers in an ABSOLUTE twist when you don’t agree with someone? (especially when it is in a bitch section of a local paper) Its not like Floor 17’s Bitch is passing legislation banning people from going up one floor in an elevator. Just relax a little, go and get some fresh air.Cyber-aggression/bravado is almost as cowardice and pathetic as Mugging old ladies.
I’m 22, average height, average weight and I look like your average young adult. I don’t look like I should have any issues taking the stairs – YET I do. I have issues with my knees from torn ACL’s due to past skiing incidents, and I regularly take elevators and escalators as taking the stairs puts undue stress on my knees, and one misstep or fall can put me back on crutches for 6 weeks. So next time that you are about to be late for your Superbowl game or party or whatever you are going to, and you’re criticizing people taking the elevators up one floor, take a minute and THINK.. you have no idea what those people are like. You have no idea why they might be. Yes, they could be plain lazy, or they could have medical issues like me that make taking the stairs just plain dangerous.
YAY Kate! I was wondering if ayone would make a comment like yours. Good for you.
Well, I think the Bitch section is there for bitching, which by it’s nature is not usually fair and balanced and logical. It’s emotional. And some people come off as real jerks when they are emotional and people who read that feel the need to respond in kind. I wouldn’t expect every comment on here to be polite and civil. It also wouldn’t be as entertaining. Sometimes posters and people who comment on them make some good points and are very insightful. Most of the time it’s just bitching at each other, and that is fine too. I agree that it is really easy to be a total ass when you hide behind your anonymity but you can ignore those useless comments. But most people only bare their fangs when provoked on here. There are very few that attack without good reason.
sounds to me like you and your friend need to stack enough empty beer cans or toilet seats to create your frigging private elevator to the 17th floor.In case you forget, the elevator does not have your name on it.and just because someone prefers to take the lift to get one floor updoesn’t give you the right to call him what everyone here seems to refer to you. This doesn’t sound like a bitch at all. It’s more like an attention seeking announcement to the whole bloody neighbourhood to come and take notice of what a dim-witted toadie you are.Let me count the ways to define a loser.Hmmm, every single vulgarity you’ve applied to the people holding up YOUR elevator suits you perfectly.One suggestion, perharps, the next time you’re in such a big hurry up to your 17th floor,try closing the doors right between your shoulder and that thing you call your head. It might set you straight and hopefully, we can get another bitch from you that is insightful , amusing, and creative, rather than you spewing all those noises of cusses through that bleeding apparatusyou call a mouth. And who’s that fat person you’re insulting?I hope he/she stumbles and fall to sink his/her fat bottom on your face the next time you’re in such a big hurry.
sigh…….
why the sigh …Janet?a penny for your thought 😉
I read your bitches and I admit, in certain cases, it seems the same people responding to them and far too often the same ppl bitching at each other for no obvious reasons ,like Janet mentioned above , some ppl in particular.like Miles said, it ‘s not always an attack without reasons.neither is it always polite. that’s true too.some i enjoy reading , others i find do not even have an idea of what they are writing except to flame the other person repeatingly, to Janet’s justified exasperation.but as Miles mentioned, we don’t have to take it too seriously, or we can at best ignore those useless comments.it’s just in passing the time, and hopefully , the provocation is justified. what else better to do when you can’t go outside to get some fresh air. perharps when the mild weather returns, we will all disappear, and it will not be too much fun either.then we will all be asking, “hey , where is everyone?”
Hey Floor 17, I’m pregnant, have athsma, and a turn in my spine, though you dont notice any of it. Stop being so impatient and get a life.
I don’t think the original poster was bitching about people with medical conditions so stop taking it so personally. They were bitching about young people not using the stairs when they should.This why I don’t post on here often anymore, you spend most of the time defending yourself or someone else from impulse comments that haven’t been thought through. Boo to that.
NMH “…get a life” ?is that all you can say. you’re beginning to sound like a scratched vinyl :Pfrankly, I don’t even think anyone could get you pregnant either, NMH …and the only “turn” you have is by taking it here at the bitch.all in good fun , kisses to you NMH 😉
Well said ChristopherI have been avoiding commenting on this post for that very reason. I actually agree with the poster. It is annoying when you live or work in a building with inadequate elevator service and people take the elevator when they could easily take the stairs. The point about people not having visible maladies that prevent them from taking the stairs is well taken, but that is certainly the minority in my experience. It’s not earth-shattering-make-me-wanna-write-to-the-coast-and-bitch-about-it annoying, but it can really grind my gears somedays. And then somedays I don’t really give a shit.
all in good fun, Miles … all in good fun!what else is there to do until the mild weather arrives , huh? 🙂
Lol, you are just so….so…. whimsical and clever.I think I’m going to faint….As far as stooping so low as to say you dont think anyone could get me pregnant, well I wont bother.
And when did I last tell someone to ‘get a life’? It wasnt me who told you to get one, I believe that was someone else here! Perhaps they were onto something, however. As for this bitch, it’s tough luck if you have to wait for someone to travel one floor on an elevator. Not all medical issues are visible, and if I’m paying to live somewhere that has an elevator, I should be able to use it any damn time I want to. If you dont like, too bad..move to a ground floor apartment.
hahaha!.. NMH, just joking. all in my lifeless day’s fun.but now I know which of the “fairer” sex you belong to , we won’t go there anymore . scout’s honour 😉 my fault, low blow!
exactly,it’s still not your elevator. until i see your name printed on the front door, if someone chooses to take it rather than walk one flight.she / he has that privilege . not just you with a case of 24 , superbowl or whatnot.having to climb to the 17th does not give you an entitlementto tell me to bugger off if i chose to take the lift.
No, it doesn’t give the right to tell someone to bugger off. And they didn’t. But I don’t think being irritated by that is an abnormal human responser. And if it only happened once in a while it wouldn’t be a problem either. But this kind of thing happens all the time, and eventually you get to the last straw. Now how you go from there to bitching here, I’m not so sure about, but since they brought it up and it’s still cold and gross outside….here we are.
matt’s found another obsession , LOL i thought u were quitting this joint? make up ur mind, matt
Exactly!! As if it gives he or she some sort of intellectual or creative clout. Please, gag me with a spoon!
More like stab me in the neck with a fork……lol, please go away!
oh how lovely, it seems that i’ve found myself a congregation here:Pthe last time i checked, this bitch is a democracy. i had no life until i stumbled into your hole . this IS my life.i shall refrain from answering each of you here, but it will be a pleasure to continue elsewhere in a separate bitch. might i suggesta title such as : lol is a fucking WAIST of time.something i picked up from matt. btw, are you all from the same nest where matt crawled out from?
lori,my writing has been called many things, but poem. I am honoured. btw, from where i got my education, we started poetry in primary 4, and by the time we are in the equivalence of Grade 12 English, poetry was not that confusing, it was fun .
And by democracy, LOL, do you mean that YOURE the only one allowed to make fun of someone? Maybe you should recheck the definition of ‘democracy’ And in reply to your question, the answer is no, but with the insults you come up with, such as the one you gave me yesturday (scroll up, you wingnut), I’d say your hand and knee tracks could be found somewhere nearby, trailing out from some muddy bog.
And by democracy, LOL, do you mean that YOURE the only one allowed to make fun of someone? Maybe you should recheck the definition of ‘democracy’ And in reply to your question, the answer is no, but with the insults you come up with, such as the one you gave me yesturday (scroll up, you wingnut), I’d say your hand and knee tracks could be found somewhere nearby, trailing out from some muddy bog.
no NMH, i am well aware of the words i used. no need to remind me of that. neither do i not need hide behind a poorly recruited moronic-brigade whenever someone has a better argument than me.
“I’d say your hand and knee tracks could be found somewhere nearby, trailing out from some muddy bog.”oh mine, that sounds like something you plagiarized from my very first disciple.
SO, ARE WE ALL GANGING UP ON lol OR WHAT? lol, I already got my keychain, can I be the maharisi for a change? U said u found ur disciples, give me a chance to find a life here too , huh?
It’s painfully obvious that LOL and THE are the same person. Dude, give yourself a break..i feel embarassed for you.
poop, to clarify. no, we are not the same person. we share the same computer during break time. Don’t feel embarassed for either of us, just look in the mirror, huh?
What are you, simple? Looking in the mirror isn’t an embarassment, it’s a joy. Pull the dick out of your ass and get back to work..you’re overpaid. That goes for your alter ego, too. Bye!
poop, how pathetic. a 6 year old has more command of the English language than you. and neither would a 6 year old resort to such vulgarity to defend oneself.
Aw, appologies lol/the, how very rude of me. I’m a pottie-mouth! What i should have said was: take the wee wee out of your bum-bum and get back to workie.
all sing for poop: ” I’d unravel ev’ry riddle For any individ’le In trouble or in pain If I only had a brain” 😉
I could think of things I never thunk before…And then I’d sit and think.. some more…I would not be just a nuffin’…My head all full of stuffin'(hee!hee!)
Lol, I realize that maybe all that dead space between each of the sentences you type is likely a representation of the speed with which you process the thoughts in your head, but my scroll button is starting to wear out. Would you mind not hitting enter with each new sentence you type?
Sometimes it’s mid-sentence…wtf???? I feel like I’m back in grade 12 English trying to figure out some strange poem.
What exactly am I plagarizing and from whom, ”LOL”? And what brand of glue do you happen to sniff? Your intellectual self-consciousness isnt camoflaged by the pretentious, overly-wordy, ridiculous fluff you type.