To all food servers: when you bring a menu or food order to my table and you FUCKING STINK of the last cigarette you smoked, thank you for ruining my dining experience before I even taste the fucking food. Restaurant owners PLEASE don’t let your servers smoke or at the very least have them wear an old coat or something to keep that stench away. I don’t like to imagine my server rolling around in a fucking ashtray like a dog frolicking in the snow but that is what they smell like. And you coffee drinkers that smoke, FUCK you stink! You stink like the bile from a garbage eating crows gut. Coffee alone is bad enough but when you suck a fucking cigarette down with it, you win the shit smell prize! You fucking smokers that hang around the entrance to a business/store/building, thank you for never using an ashtray or buttstop. Just drop it on the ground. It will only take about 7,000 years to decompose. Not only do I truly enjoy walking through the smoke, but finding a butt on my kitchen floor when I get home is such a thrill. It’s great when a freshly sucked on cancer stick is still damp enough to stick to my shoe and accompany me home. Thank you for increasing healthcare costs, thank you for ruining my air, thank you for littering the ground everywhere I look and thank you for your stench. Just fuck off smokers. —Just Fucking Sick of It
This article appears in Oct 4-10, 2012.
Get over yourself
This ‘bitch’ again? *yawn*
Give me the smell of ciggies and coffee over perfume or that fucking skunk anal drip, Axe, any day.
Suggestion to OB: eat at home.
Newsflash fucktard: What a waiter or waitress chooses to do on their break is their business. This includes smoking a cigarette! They are, in fact, legal…remember?
Cigarette butts laying all over the pavement? I agree…BUT, where you suggest that smokers butt out, since they have been forced to smoke on the sidewalks, where there are no ashtrays?
Increasing healthcare costs? Well let’s see…Do you really want me to bring up the billions of dollars that the government rakes in every year from the addictive substance they continue to regulate? Think about that for a moment.
just fucking, nice name. by the way, when do you wash your asshole, we can all smell the last big dog that fucked it. or maybe it was a horse or donkey? you think you are so shit everything that the world revolves around you. maybe the person did smoke, say it to them, not whine here, where no one gives a sweet fuck about you or your dining experiences. stay the fuck homo next time, and lick your partner’s cum juice.
OB…stay the fuck home & heat up a can of soup for yourself….or maybe you could get real creative & boil water & throw some no name KD in it !
I agree with the OB. Smoking is yucky; being served food by a smoker is double-yucky.
Just fuck off OB. Cry baby. How about the big red and white stacks belching shit into your same air all day and night while you run your stove and toaster and watch “smoking is bad for you” ads on your 300 channels of cable. Or the car you drive to work exhaust blowing out… or the pungent diesel exhaust from the public transportation…. that’s wonderful stuff. Shut the fuck up.
A little overboard there OB but I get the main point. Sometimes people really do smell disgusting after smoking- in the rain or fog for example. Yes employees serving food should not smell strongly of anything. Fast food is paying for the food, at eat in restaurants you are paying for the experience which should not include offensive odors that turn you off your meal. Try suggesting to the manager a policy requiring staff wash their hands after smoking? It should be common sense really if you are handling people’s food to keep your hands clean.
Smoking assholes. I thought this bitch was going to be about the realities of eating Mexican food.
If you’re going to smoke and then handle people’s food at least wash your hands a good one and freshen your breath with a mint or something
umad bro?
nah.. sis. No bro would nag this fucking much.
umad bro?
Sorry… sis? No bro would nag this fucking much.