Had a bad day? I don’t give a fuck, I want you to smile. You’re failing all your classes? Boo fucking hoo, you still gotta smile. Your mom just died? Too bad, buttercup, fucking SMILE! Your boyfriend just broke up with you and while leaving ran over your new designer puppy that you paid a gazillion dollars to get? Fucking suck it up and FUCKING SMILE! What made you think that what’s going on in your life can govern your expression? Because OBVIOUSLY the only thing that matters is what random fucking old men like me want. You don’t get to decide what expression you have on your face while walking around town. NOW FUCKING SMILE, CUNT!!!! —It’s My Face, I’ll Fucking Do What I Want With It

This article appears in Sep 20-26, 2012.

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  1. yeah o.p., put on a big fucking shit eating phoney grin. what the fuck is there to smile about these days? the price of everything is going up, wages usually sucks, people are for the most part, douchebags. yep, a whole lot to smile about.
    no one has a face crack that fucking wide, unless they are mental, or just got the best blowjob of their miserable lives. i get a kick out of those stupid teeth whitening commercials the most. who the fuck grins like that in real life. a cheshire cat maybe. even when i had my teeth, the biggest grin or smile i ever gave was just enough to show a bit of teeth. not like i was going to bite the head off a bat or elephant.
    yep smile o.p., tomorrow is gonna be worst than today, and the day after that worst yet.

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  2. My knuckles are just a-twitching to knock the chicklets out of your fucking mouth, OP – you insensitive piece of twat mold.

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  4. Hey unless you are paying for my time shut up. If I feel like smiling I will; if not I won’t even glance your way. You sound like you’re paying by the hour. If you’re not, then stick to the free stuff on the computer. Your an asshole.

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  6. TTFN, I think O.P. was the one walking down the street and was told “Smile, sweetheart” by some random old man. For some unknown reason they are writing this bitch from the perspective of their accuser.

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  7. I agree Pearl.
    OB was being sarcastic, folks.
    Clearly, things are not going well, either personally, professionally or otherwise, and some person, or persons, after seeing her foul mood all over her face, has told her to “Smile!” or “Look on the bright side”, or something similar and she resented it. This is her response.
    I totally get it. Sometimes, you just don’t feel like smiling.
    I hope things turn around for you OB.

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  13. “unless you are paying for my time” – woggod…. are you attempting to prostitute yourself right here publicly on LTWWB ?

    I’ve often said everyone does it ~;)

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  17. “Designer” dog? What an abhorrently SHALLOW concept, classifying a living thing the way you would a purse. Gross! I think there is something seriously wrong with people who buy a pet based on a desire to accessorize/ visually enhance themselves!

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  18. …and as if the price of the animal matters! Are we supposed to be sadder that you paid a “gazillion dollars” for it?

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