To the lovely couple I share an apartment with. You two have sex fairly often and I’ve heard you many times. That’s not the issue-you’re both pitching in on the rent and you do it in your room with the door shut. You have every right to have sex whenever you want. But after you finish the entire apartment reeks! When you open the bedroom door after the deed, the smell that lingers out of it is nauseating. It’s not regular B.O. or shit. I can’t describe it. One time I came home from work with my friend and as I approached my apartment door to go inside, a horrible odor was in the hallway!! My friend says “Ew, what the fuck stinks!”. I knew exactly what it was. And sure enough, I walk in and you’re both sweaty and red in the face as you come out of the bedroom for water. I don’t get how a couple can smell so bad during sex. You both shower on a regular basis and neither of you smell bad any other time. Even when either of you exercise, you smell normal, so what is the deal? Is it something in your diet? Honestly, I don’t know what the fuck is causing it, but I lose my appetite every time. Please go see a doctor! —Blechhh!!!
This article appears in Sep 8-14, 2011.
Tabasco in their vaz should be good for a larf or 3.
Yeah, no. TMI.
Gross. Fuck only knows what they are doing in there. OP, go buy a bottle of liquid ass and when they are gone for a bit, go in an pour it around.
“liquid ass” – you mean, how it feels when the jelly jar is finally expelled?
I have a friend who’s daughter reeks up the house after she and her GF have sex……double-whammy!
ZOMG!
There’s a snuke in her snizz!!!
Dude, for all the slutty people out there.. this is why STDs suck. For the record, this is also sort of why anal sucks.
“For the record, this is also sort of why anal sucks.”
It’s been my experience that anal blows!
Sounds like some kind of infection. Ya gotta talk to em about it. We really didn’t need to hear all that.
The batteries must be leaking.
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are you female o.p., maybe the suckster should visit you, and we could make our own noise and stank. it would be glorious.
Sounds like a rancid pussy problem my friend
“Roll up the window, you’re letting the stank out!”
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmzHF4vaDi0
You’d think that if it *was* rancid pussy syndrome, one or both would smell said rancid pussy.
You DO have to talk to them about it. They’ll probably deny it and say you’re just jealous that you’re not getting any (typical defensive answer), but it HAS to be said.
Tell them your friends are noticing it and people can smell it in the hall.
Maybe the chick’s got an old tampon up there she forgot to take out?
Seriously though — who’d wanna fuck something that smells that rank?
lol, people with low standards get the most action, PK.
What else would it be PK? It has to be stank pussy or possibly penis, although I don’t know if enough stank can come out of a penis to stink up the fuckin entire apartment and the outside hallway.
It’s fairly common according to Dr. Sue or whatever. She could be the cleanest person ever her pussy will still stink. It’s an infection or something. He’s probably scared to tell her because most girls don’t react to that kind of thing very well, and most guys are spineless pussified manginas. Some guys really don’t give a fuck. That’d be fine if he didn’t have a room mate.
I would show no mercy, OP. Tell your room mate that they are stinking up your home. He/she might have something really wrong with them.
SMH … …
parasailingdonkey^^i don’t know what smh means
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?… ma lady 😀
thank you donkaloo, where ya been jelly bean?
Eurotrippin for a little, now back for school … *groannn* Although it does feel nice to be back in some kind of routine.
kule, i tripped quite a bit in far away lands
Go to your local head shop and get the spray they use in hotel rooms for nasty stenches. Fuck, they must have serious crotch-rot. Or they’re saving his sperm in the top bureau drawer.
I think I might know what the stink is! Or, I have a theory, anyway! I had an old male roomate who used to mysteriously stink up the bathroom every few days. The smell was god-awful; extremely potent and rancid…and often you could smell it throughout the whole flat. Once my dog even got into the garbage can and ate the kleenex of whatever it was from; I could have killed him. I asked my roomate in a nice way to please flush whatever he was putting in there (I assumed it was yogurt that had soured bc he ate it all the time), and he said he would, but he didn’t. Finally I walked into the bathroom one day thinking he was out and found him ejaculating into the garbage can! A few days later that smell was back and I finally recognized it for what it was: rotten sperm! So maybe your two roomies are not cleaning properly; maybe she isn’t draining his sperm out of her and so it’s rotting up there!
makes sense z, we had dogs that loved that shite and bloody pads too…still gagging
Oh god, pg….my dog was the worst for that! He used to eat shit off the sidewalk! And by shit I mean shit! When I had my baby, I drempt of him eating it too! very traumatizing….especially when my dog once came out of the bathroom with a used condom stuck to his nose as my landlord was having dinner with us!
Rotten jizz.
Lovvvely.
*shudder*
If that *is* the case, she could easily fix that by peeing after (and flexing ‘those’ muscles to get all that man juice out). You’re supposed to pee anyway within 30 minutes of doing the deed to help avoid UTIs, apparently.
athletes foot creme will kill a lot of different things, slip some into their KY
sorta like stewie and brian in the bank vault episode of family guy,z
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EV8nvN6pGE…
it wasn’t my idea.
Fyi, a penis can smell every bit as terrible (and then some!!) as a dirty vag and YES enough to stink up an entire room.
It sounds like maybe these two assailants both have the same some sort of infection which is why they are a perfect match.
Euch… double trouble
or scented lube or something….
Based on where we are in this thread, I fear where it is going.
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I thought sperm drained out of the canal due to gravity. How does it collect in there unless her canal has some odd configuation. The boys do swim but they don’t live that long, not in the female.
The boys can live for DAYS up there, troodon.
Perhaps they both have the same infection? Would make sense since they’re pounding each other. One probably infected the other so now they both have it.
The thrusting is probably warming things up in infection land and perpetuating the stink.
Yummy. *vomit*
Gross. Get some feminine wipes, a douche and a pamphlet about STDs and leave it in the bathroom…or outside of their bedroom door.
This is just so wrong at so many levels. My sinuses are all backed up with imagined Stank smell now. Or, maybe, that’s the smell of downtown Toronto…. Either way, that’s the second lunch break I’ve had to pass since reading this post. Just so wrong….