To the annoying pixie in my Master’s level class. Every monday it’s the same, you take a class – the only class I look foward to going to – and ruin it by opening your mouth.
Seriously, what pearls of wisdom are you going to impart on us today? Books too hard for you? Don’t understand that reading manga backwards isn’t as confusing as you would have us think it is? Do you want to repeat something that is so mundane and in your face evident it wastes five minutes just so we can hear the sound of your annoying voice?
Seriously, do you not see the professor cringe every time you raise your hand? Do you not see the twenty pairs of eyes rolling upwards as you open your mouth to impart your knowledge upon us? Do you think we care that when you were a child you read a lot of books? No shit, you’re in a fucking master’s level program you idiot…though I don’t know how.
Do us a favor this week for our final class. Keep those hands down and shut the fuck up.—Annoyed all semester
This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.
what kind of master’s class you taking o.p.?would that be the toastmasters, or the masters of ceremony classes. if you are that into it, i tell you once again, as i have stated here countless times before. if they keep yapping and/or whatever, stand the fuck up, turn to them, and tell them in a nice firm tone, to please shut the fuck up. that’s all it takes booby. just a few well directed words, and they will gfeel like shit, for the rest of the term.
Totally has to be a typical Toronto big mouth.
Ahhh can I ever relate! Annoying people in class!
Regardless of whether or not they are a nice person I cannot stand people who talk really loudly, especially young women. It’s the higher pitched voice along with the loudness, just a bad combination.
This one time I quietly complimented a girl in my class on her new haircut, and she just burst out in this loud, long, nonsensical story about her hair stylist… then she went off on a tangent and by the time she was finished she was talking going on about how she stubbed her toe on the bus and a stranger laughed at her. The class was quiet when I complimented her, and no one had the slightest idea why she suddenly started talking.
so lame
Yeahhh I know the type. Mostly, they’ll ask questions they already know the answers to, or make totally irrelevant points just so a) they can hear the sound of their own voices, and b) so they can ‘impress’ everyone else, and usually they don’t know SHIT.
I dropped an elective once because the class had one of those asstards who obv. didn’t NEED to take the class because he knew more than the prof, and I was honestly afraid I’d injure him when I smashed his laptop over his head somewhere around class 4 or 5…so to save THAT drama (and a possible assault charge) I decided it was best to look for a new elective (that and accounting is boring as shit and the prof figured she was teaching grade 7).
Pretty Kitty.
I believe I work with some of the people that you had just mentioned.
Oh la la, look at me in my “Master’s level class”. What relevance does that have. IT IS A FUCKING CLASS. Breif, concise and to the point. You’re just putting yourself on a pedestal. Get over yourself.
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i think everyone can relate… there are people who feel the need to open their mouths at every available opportunity just to hear their own voice and…the best part… they literally have NOTHING useful to offer. shit all. there’s one of these douches a few of my classes- juuusstt looooovves to contribute [absolutely nothing] to class.