To my annoying, rude, inconsiderate neighbors… SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
I am so tired of your bullshit. I do not pay a somewhat higher rent in a nicer apartment building to have to listen to you and your Whorey friends scream, bang shit and sing…badly, and blast your music at all hours of the night. Especially, on week days when I have to get up to go to work in the morning like an adult.
And WHY the hell do you find it necessary to LITERALLY scream at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night like a 5 year old?! What in gods name is wrong with you??! I’m so tired of dealing with these young, bitchey girls all the time.
And please tell your nasally friend that when she wants into the building to use the damn buzzer!! Not scream on the door step in FRONT OF THE BUZZER at the top of her lungs for you to let her in, constantly until you hear her because you have your window open. Can her big brain not handle the capacity of how to use all the little buttons by the door!??
Ive considered ear plugs but Im sure they wont drown you bitches out. Youre so damn loud you startle my dog out of her sleep because you’re SCREAMING!
We’ve knocked on your door repeatedly and have asked you nicely to please keep it down because we’re trying to sleep. And yet, you don’t. Ive banged on the wall as an indication to shut the fuck up and you dont. Then last night you tell us, Fuck you.
Guess what, I’m tired of being nice and finally reported your ass. Hope you get evicted soon. Bitch.
3 times and you’re out.
—Sleepless in the Southend
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2009.
Oh Dear. The joys of apartment living. If this has been going on for a while you probably should have reported them sooner.
Call the cops and have them fined.
Instead of “yelling” at him on here, try it in person. You’d probably do better.
Shut the hell down, to the ground, oh yeah, uh huh.
Just ear-fuck them with your rage until they zip da lips, yo. Or what PK said.
Nail a big honking mackerel to their door.
Crickets were chirping last night…then later rain was drumming down on the roof. It was torture I tell you…torture !
Show up at their door but instead of talking to them just start singing Neil Diamond.
Okay both TTFN’s and Anton’s comments made me laugh so much, I’ll do both of their ideas to my annoying neighbors, but yes, good thing you finally reported them.