Here are some things that annoyed me today:

1. I had to wait in the grocery store line 10 minutes longer than I needed to because this stupid bitch took forever to get out her debit card! I mean, have your card/money out beforehand, twit!

2. I held a door open for this cuntlet and she didn’t even say thank you!

3. To the people standing at the bus stops: when a bus that you don’t want approaches, stand back or make some kind of signal that you don’t want it. I hate seeing the bus stop for nothing, it wastes the busdriver’s time and it hurts his/her feelings because they thought you wanted THEIR bus, but you rejected it.

4. To my professor: how about telling us ahead of time when our test is going to be? You know, rather than the day before. —Duffy

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  1. I’m with you on the door opening one. I hate when people swoop on through with an air of entitlement, as if it’s your job to hold the door for them. I usually say “you’re welcome” anyway, to make a point. Not that they care.

  2. Cuntlet. lol.

    I was at the grcoery store on Saturday and there were two women ahead of me. The further one was kind of slow, which annoyed me, until I heard the one in front of me impatiently say “I’m going to miss my bus.” … the first lady just looked at her, the cashier said nothing, so I took it upon myself to say “I’m not going to miss my car. I can see it parked in the parking lot outside, so no hurry.” She got pissed and left without anything and I moved ahead one spot in line 🙂

  3. I hold the door for everybody. Some appreciation would be nice but not necessary. As for the debit card, some people are just in their own little world and completely unaware of what’s going on around them. Forgot where I was going with this but it was brilliant, trust me.

  4. Sounds like OP had a bitch of a day. About 5 bitches in this one little story. Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten out of bed that day OP. Nothing went your way. Better days ahead. 🙂

  5. Hey dumbass, your prof probably told you at the beginning of the year what the testing schedule was. That and if you were any kind of student and keeping up with readings, you’d be prepared to tackle a test with a day’s notice.

    You are SO going to fail at life at least two or three times before you finally settle into something menial your brain can handle.

  6. In OB’s defense, I have had profs who were like “we’ll have a test at some point… I’ll letcha all know later on!” and didn’t put it on the syllabus (the dates, that is). So… this could be the case in OB’s situation.

    And no offense, IK, but I don’t know what type of courses you’ve taken, but I always kept up with my readings (and made notes) and went to every single class (and made awesome notes) and I maintained an excellent GPA and I would’ve also panicked about an announcement of a test the next day (if it was a major mid term). The material in some courses is just too dense to cover in one night — even if you’ve been keeping on top of things all term.

  7. “you’d be prepared to tackle a test with a day’s notice” … … … … … .. ….. .. .. . … ….. Imma dot dot dot you forever on that 1.

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