Miley Cyrus is writing her memoirs. She’s fifteen years old. A blatant attempt to make scam even more money out of parents of young girls, or evidence of a seriously inflated ego?

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  1. Do you even have to ask? Its a cash grab, just like entertainers turning into ‘fashion designers’. Blah. PBR!

  2. I just bet she’s doing a pop-up book! Ha ha, sorry, it was funny for a second. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

  3. Get the fuck out! I had no idea that was Billy-ray’s kid. I guess I don’t hang out with enough preteen girls anymore. I’m sooo out of touch.

  4. The only reason I found out they were the same person was a shitty sketch on SNL, or I’d still be in the dark until now. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

  5. why does Hollywood put so much money into these memoirs and stupid “tell-all” books that are ALL the same? Any one of these girls could write a biography to suck sympathy out of us, but it’s such self-serving, happy ending Harlequin crap, that they’re interchangable. I’ve never told anyone this, and never ever would unless under strict anonymity, but i actually was curious when Nicole Richie put hers out, because I wanted to hear all the catty details about Paris Hilton. heh, i went to the bookstore in sunglasses and when i asked where it was, i wanted to die. i lied and said it was for my younger cousin. the guy pointed me in the direction of the clearance table where i found it marked down to 6.99. i read it in a day, got really confused, started cursing literature and threw it out at my dad’s house so no one would ever know my secret. when i read stuff like this, i wonder if my 6.99 helped contribute to this fodder cycle, and i want to die inside, or at least not bring children into the world who will have to read a memoir “written by” an obscure country star’s skanky daughter, or watch another “Britney coverage” day on freakin CNN!!!!!! and by the way, why do people need a ghost writer for their own biography? your life cant be that extraordinary if you need a professional writer to make it all flowery. James Frey may have embellished, but at least it’s not a blatant LIE when he lists himself as the author. personally, i used to love biographies, but with the amount of depth (or lack thereof) of people in the public eye today, im starting to enjoy blogs even more because it’s a real person’s interpretation of life how it relates to them, not a 400 page PR pamphlet.

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