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What are you thinking running a dozen segways on the boardwalk? It’s busy enough walking, but it have to get out of the way so you can zip and drive in front of me is insane. Stick to the deserted sidewalks of downtown —BoardWalker
This article appears in Aug 20-26, 2015.
8 Comments
Totally agree, they make it unsafe for cyclists to go tear-assing down the boardwalk.
Stand your ground. If they so much ad touch you – lawsuit!
Segways are a great idea. Everyone should have one. They allow people to walk even less and get even more chubby and unhealthy. 100% of cardiologists recommend them.
Same goes for ATVs. Don’t buy your kid a pedal bike. Buy them a motorized vehicle and get them an early start on heart disease.
Signed, the Grim Reaper.
What I’d really like to see is a system of motorized pedways installed downtown to eliminate walking all together.
The pinnacle of success would be a WALL-E type world where everyone is a super-obese consumer confined to a motorized chair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BQPV-iCkU
Signed,
The Grim Reaper
Spot on, Grimey.
Send your love this way…. http://www.novascotia.com/see-do/tours/seg…
Those things are so sad….walk your fat lazy ass down the street like a normal person! The human body was made for motion people…