To the morons (male and female) outside my downtown apartment window most weekend evenings on your way back from the bars, STOP SCREAMING. We have a crime problem in this city and we also have a problem with people looking the other way. I am sick of running to look out my window every time I hear screaming to make sure no one is getting hurt, only to find a bunch of drunken assholes staggering and holering home. Don’t scream unless you’re on fire, just been hit by a car, or something is raping you. One day you just might be in real trouble, and I may have gotten fed up of looking out my window.
This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2008.
I’d use a paintball gun on em.!!!