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Why is it so hard for people to wrap their minds around the fact that when people love each other—or are straight-up fucking each other—they like to smush their junk together? Its a thing. —Trib life
This article appears in Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2015.
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Trib life? Is this a new lesbian thing?
Why do other people need to know this? What ya smush together is no business of others. Who is having trouble wrapping their mind around this fact? Yep, just you bitch.
Scissor me timbres!
^^^
Hahaha!
SMUSHING THEIR JUNK TOGETHER
The difficulty is not so much wrapping one’s mind around the fact that people who are in love may be straight-up fucking each other but rather just how such straight-up fucking each other is to be distinguished from smushing their junk together. Doesn’t the latter necessarily entail the former or, rather, does smushing their junk together involve some further but unannounced activity? There does seem to be an element of violence in smushing their junk tgether which may well be absent in straight-up fucking each other but beyond that it is difficult to see just how the two activities are to be distinguished. Write back soon.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
gad, I have a ton of junk in my basement but I can’t fathom why anyone would want to smush my junk against theirs…old hairy rugs, dented pots, dried up lubricants, jugs with holes in them.
rubbish!
Trib Life, no one gives a toss about your smushed bits. Was this your first time getting laid?
just laughed out loud at work, with the whole smashing junk together and GoodDog’s Old hairy rugs comment…..seemed kind of fitting
Just found that out did you? And needed to share.
Smushing ???? Is that a word made from Smashing + pushing ?
If it is, sounds like it could be painful or even distructive , if things are smashing while you are pushing !
God, that’s good More. Keep up the insightful analysis. Brilliant, just brilliant.
Hmmm “Scissor Power”, I was going to run with that one but I guess that’s not a good idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS0srpFJl2…
I just don’t understand.. bumping doughnuts… you don’t see gay guys bumping anuses… at least I haven’t, and I have seen a lot of gay guys having sex.
^^ yeah but…the parts are different when its female/female. see, this is why lesbian sex is so much better than sex with guys. 90% of guys anyway.
^^an evangelical lesbien recruiter. Who knew? 🙂
lesbians are les bien, oui!
Is scissoring really that satisfying?… It might be better to just smush your clit on the corner of the laundry basket like that woman on that show.