So in my workplace some ladies wear perfume, some don’t, some men wear cologne, some don’t. I get that some people are bothered by scents and that you should not wear them. HOWEVER, why does nothing get done about all the disgusting stinky jerks that think showers are a “once a month, weather it’s needed or not” ordeal? Or the smokers that rush outside to get a puff in and stuff the half-smoked butt in their pocket and make us all gag for the rest of the day?
Come on people this is fucking despicable. Shower, wash your clothes, brush your teeth. How can you not know you smell like a dirty bathroom?—Makes Me Sick
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2010.
SCENT FREE MEANS YOU DON’T STINK UP THE FUCKING PLACE WITH YOUR LOUSY FUCKING DOUCHEBAG SMELL, FROM COLOGNES AND PERFUMES. BUT OF COURSE PEOPLE DON’T HAVE THE BRAINS THEY WERE BORN WITH.EITHER THE WRONG HAIR COLOR, OR BODY SHAPE.
OH, AND YOU SPELLED WHETHER WRONG TOO.JUST SAYING, MISS PRISSY PANTS.
BOTH are bad. Perfume, body odour, Axe, bad breath. The thing about cologne is, people go out of their way to stink up a place by dousing themselves with it!
I remember they used to have this reality show on A&E about Southwest airlines and I think, in one episode IIRC, they wouldn’t let this one guy get on the plane because he stank of BO (and his clothes reeked). He was pissed, but they said “go have a shower and put clean clothes on and you can fly, until then you’re SOL.”
I agree with their decision. I can tolerate cheap perfume more than I can tolerate someone’s crotch rot.
I have talked to employees about their ‘natural scent’ before, and have actually sent people home to ‘freshen up’. It’s an awkward conversation, but sometimes, it’s necessary.
I’d rather eat my cat’s pubes than sit next to someone who smells like a fucking funeral home – thankfully, I work with men and only have the occasional fart to contend with. And they smell pretty sweet compared to the women’s washroom on my floor. Speaking of said washroom, I intend to track down the disgusting pig who keeps leaving 4 inch pubes on the toilet seat – I’ll find you, my pretty, and your hairy twat too. With a paper shredder ready to give you a quick shave.
So glad I read your comment as I was eating a PB & J, TTFN…
Do cats have pubes?
Very teeny tiny ones, Doc.
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
All i gotta say I LMFAo at some comments haha !! especially ttfn’S !!!! Lord fuck – some people just stink to high heaven. I work friggin construction and in the summer I don’t smell as many stinkys as you office people do .
So I wonder . Do office people with all they’re supposed intelligence fail to use said intelligence to notice they smell like a fucking rotten dumpster? Just sayin !
i am really glad i don’t work in an office…rag on a stick, funny stuff. the power just came back on
When I finally go and take my construction management course . My office will be my truck !!!! Thanks for letting me know office people stink and smell either good or nasty !!!! Thank god I work in the great outdoors where I can just move over three feet and not have to smell some rank unwashed doughebag . Or someone in need of a douche .
I have had girlfriends who could not breathe when someone wore cologne or perfume. I totally agree with scent free.
While BO sucks, I don’t believe it contains the same chemicals that would legitimatly stop someones breathing and keep them from working.
Its a hard convo to have, and hard to measure. Did you wear cologne, yes or no. Much easier then if someone showered enough. We had this guy who had horrible breath, we started offering him mints all the time and it worked.
That being said, I am the Bad Guy, and apparently expected to say something unconstructive. So I suggest threatning offenders with violence. Physical violence.