To my cheap ass landlords who feel the need to litter my windshield with notes every time you have something to say – fuck you. I pay a fortune to live and park here, I don’t need you “reminding” me how to “properly” use my appliances or the “correct” way to close the door. Next time you have something to say, write it in your diary – stop killing trees and wasting my time. —Sweet W
This article appears in Mar 29 – Apr 4, 2012.
sounds like someone has to tell off a busybody…
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Send them a letter with some instructions on how to “properly” go fuck themselves, and don’t forget the instructural diagrams.
Eat a dick, autocorrect. That’s supposed to be “instructional” diagrams. Faak!!
here ya go stephen http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H7mhuXGoeuo/TQPW…
You call THAT a rant OB? Try again 😛
Just kidding it was alright.
The passive aggressive shit like that kills me too. If you have something to say to me, call my house or knock on my door.
methinks that if you pay that much rent, then you should maybe but a house instead. can’t cost much more, right?
Unfortunately, you have morons who live in your building OB, and until they learn how to function in society, you’ll be included in the messages.
Why don’t you buy a house, LS? You pay rent, right? Can’t be much more. How about taking your own advise?
lol it’ll be a frigid day in hell, Stevie
i own a condo and i empathize with this bitch… id say 3x or more a week ill come home to some sheet of paper/s under my door from the condo board outlining a new memorandum or policy or reminder………….wake up and learn about the friggin interwebs…. set up a fb group or some other msg board for the condo and everyone can log in and read without killing trees.
My old place sucked ass, my new condo is the shit. 😀
Sell your car and buy a bike. No more windshield. No more notes. I’m more than just a pretty face as you can tell Sweet W.
shitd, i have had a few houses already, and prefer to rent, for my own reasons.least of which is shoveling fucking snow, whe we get it. i hated cleaning a 200 foot drive by hand, and even bought a blower. then you know what, the next fucking day, it was clear, and fuck all snow after that, for the rest of winter.
but i tell you one thing. down bridgewater way, in the back roads of camperdown, it gets fucking wild. was there one year, and took 4 fucking days, before you could even get out, with a 4 wheel drive. which i had at that time. fuck me, there was a lot of snow there.
drifts up to 15 feet high in some spots. buddy down the way from me, guy by name of eddie mandaggio, local folk artist, had a huge fucking 4 whel drive truck, and he got stuck in the middle of our road too. just goes to show you what the towners miss out on. more, you live in the sticks too, right? you can tell them some stories i bet. owning a home is cool, but you gotta know where at, and who lives around you. i was lucky to get next to one of the nicest guys there, being eddie. and he used to get good clear shine too. from up caledonia way. that stuff is like liquid dynamite.
Shift key. Use the shift key please. My eyes hurt.
Shine is illegal, you should have called the cops, LS. He either buys a lot, or sells it, right LS?
Only problem with good shine…is the governement doesn’t get their 500% mark up by taxing it….& she’s a bit raw to the taste buds.
Out here they don’t salt , because of all the dug wells, the large gypsum sheet that is under Elmsdale Lantz Milford area makes a drilled well unusable, the water looks like milk in a drilled well. The roads get plowed eventually & even so living out here without studded tires in the winter, isn’t a good idea unless you can stay home & wait until the roads are cleared.
But I wouldn’t move back to the city, unless forced to by bad health/old age. I also have some stories of some of our bigger storms & having to get my truck pulled out of the ditch, where it went through the ice/mud & all 4 tires were hanging & it sat on its frame in the semi frozen dirt.
Still even with no services, except garbage removal every 2 weeks. lousy roads & power outages that doesn’t take the shine off of having space to enjoy, living right on the water for boating & swimming, fishing
I’ll take what comes out here thanks, no complaints & if anyone from the Government is reading this…NONE OF US OUT HERE WANT ANYTHING, except hearing your going to steal a little less from us tax wise this year…but we’re not holding our breath ! So keep your buses, your sidewalks, your water ,sewer & all the other bullshit that allows you to steal more & more & More out of the pockets of those who don’t realise you can do it yourself for 1/10th the cost, or do without it (aka sidewalks/buses) !
like i’ve said before mr more, if the zombies rise up, i’m coming to you^^the shop being my second choice
Bad shine, on the other hand, can add whole new meaning to the the phrase “Blind Drunk”
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And good luck bringing a class action suit against the Cooter Brothers of Guysborough Co. You could, of course, sue the gubbmint for failing to protect you. >; )
When zombies rise up… the most dangerous place to be is…. alone.
At least if there’s someone else with you, you can push/kick/trip them and feed/distract the zombies while you make your getaway.
Like Shane did with Otis.
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dude-you paid too much
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Not too much for a Deluxe Daddy.