We may have left the puke on the bus but it was the best birthday and we all had such a great time, we repeated the same performance this past Saturday. Too bad we took the #1 home instead of the #7. At least we’ll all have framed copies of the little blurb in our house to remember that great day by.
This article appears in Apr 24-30, 2008.


You mean in the house that your parents pay the rent for while you’re going to the university that they’re also paying for so that their precious little darlings will never have to get a real job in which they might have to clean up someone else’s puke?Grow up.
You’re pigs, pure and simple. You should have been forced to eat your own puke. You may be 19 but you’re a brain dead cunt.
AHAHAHAh awesome. Someone came and rebutted some shit written. Awesome.I remember doing shit like this. However, i wasnt proud of my actions. I also didnt come and rub the shit in the faces of those that were offended.
wow! Talk about a lack of class…. get a clue girl….
19, you’re disgusting. Plain and simple.
Don’t worry…by 21 they will all have some form of STD’s, and that’s a statistical fact, well at least 2 of the 3 will. I hope you like the crabsherpessyphilis that came with along with your totally awesome night!Best Barfday EVER like for sure!
i think this is hilarious because it is such a LTWWB representation of the people who come here and infect our city. I was in a class at SMU with a girl who used to sit in class and laugh about stories just like this in that same diva tone, not realizing that everyone around her was like “oh my god, you’re so fucking pathetic”These dumb little daddies girls have never had to work, and for them the bus is a place where they go to slum it with us blue collars. you’re so proud that the whole bus had to stare at your bag of cheap pub food mixed with Rev coolers?! wow, sheer class on that one…im so sick of the dumb, disgusting hoes in this city. you are making my dick shrivel up in fright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear, my girlfriend is the only girl in this city with even an ounce of class.i left my girlfriend for 5 MINS at the bar the other night and had about 6 hoes try to run up on me to buy them drinks. sorry chick, no matter how many times you touch my ass, or offer to go home with me, im not gonna buy you a drink. half the girls in this city are willing to go home with a guy for a fucking DRINK!!!!! ON 2 DOLLA HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!! whoa, $2 sex, your daddy must be real proud. i called a girl out on it and she was like “i dont care, your hot!” and then gave me the dumbest whore giggle ever. GOD, GET SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sorry guys, just got a little fired up there….
You know posting on here will actually make them more of an idiot! We all know Halifax is full of those 19 y/o hoes that brag about their drinking habits. Next time just kick them in the chest and make them puke faster!:)
And Cheese.. I back you 100%.. I have no idea how some of these guys actually fall for that and buy these hoes drinks!
@CoyoteX: They don’t fall for it…they leap right in. Cheap, easy sex…sounds like a frat boys wet dream, why think when you can drink? It’s a sad state of affairs and I kind of feel bad for all of those low self-esteem girls that are going to have to live with the consequences of their choices later. Binge drinking at 19 may seem like fun at that age…but when they are pathetic 42 year old cougars chasing a kid half their age and still drinking like that…it’s going to really hurt and not just the liver. But hey they are never going to be “old” right? They are going to be 20 forever and ever and their tits are never going to sag…and that little ass they barely cover with what they call skirts nowadays…it will never ever ever drag on the floor because that’s what happens to old people! Where do old people come from anyways? hee-hee (spoken with the lilt of a retarded 19 year old)You know who I feel bad for? Those hoe’s have father’s, and I know how I would feel if I saw my daughter dressed and acting like that.
i dont feel bad for any of the guys, if i were single, i’d use it to my full potential, and i know guys who do. but then the hoe starts blowing up his phone all “why didnt you call me to get married after we had NSA sex that i initiated?! you’re just like every other guy i picked up in a bar!!!!!!!” so thats why you dont pick ’em in bars sweetie….they’re the first ones to pounce on you with the downright shocking slutty come-on lines, then the next day they’re writing on their facebook status about how mean guys are. um, i was mean last night too, and i would have told you that if you had taken my d$%k out of your mouth long enough to ask. I have to say, my sister is the anti-slut and she grew up to be a pretty cool girl with her head in the right place, and i hate the guys that try to play with her head to get her off track, but these sluts dont even have a leg to stand on. if you go around acting a fool when you’re drunk, why should i treat you like an intelligent human being? there are girls that i speak to on that level who deserve it, but im not gonna respect some chick acting like a cheap hooker in high-end hooker uniform just because some bulldykes back in the ’60’s said i should. ladies, you want some respect? close your legs. forget Earth hour, maybe if all the chicks in Halifax closed thier legs for an hour we could really curb global warming
Cheese: “I swear, my girlfriend is the only girl in this city with even an ounce of class”Give me a break will ya… Read your own post… It sounds to me like you’re bragging more than complaining…If your GF really has even an ounce of class, which I highly doubt, then tell me WTF is she doing with an asshole like you???
maybe if all the chicks in Halifax closed thier legs for an hour we could really curb global warmingNot sure how much of ALL the girls in Halifax you have had this experience with BUT GIMMIE A BREAK…I have NEVER picked up at a club bar, I have NEVER dressed like a hoe, to attract attention, so try to think about ALL THOSE OTHERS GIRLS before you use such a broad paint brush to paint your little picture!!
Well its about time Jenn, I was wondering when some of the “chicks in Halifax” were going to call out ToeCheese on his load of shit and tell him how it really is from a girl’s point of view…My guess is that this guy doesn’t even have a GF, probably never did, because none of the bullshit he is on about, has never actually happened, except in his masturbatory schoolboy fantasies.And in the remote chance that he does have a GF, I’d be willing to bet she would never be allowed to read the mindless drivel he posted here..
I agree with Jenn! I’ve NEVER acted like that, none of my girlfriends have, and we HAVE the self respect to not ever act like that! What bubble do you live in, Cheese?I’d also like to add: if you don’t like the atmosphere, find another bar. There are a great many in this city that aren’t frequented by the type of girls you seem to hate so much.
If you want to go to places like the Palace or the Do-Me, you should take full responsibility for the calibre of attention you’re likely to attract.Actually, I think 19 is pretty much the right age to get plastered and puke on the bus. However, immediately afterwards it’s advisable to file said experience under “we’ll never speak of this again.”
what is funnny is the “holier than thou” attitude in this thread. If any of us are actually going to say we didnt do something like this, maybe not on a bus, or something like that…. but we have all had that “fuck this is way overboard” moment.Its funny that he is being told to grow up and all that…… but really, this is not the kinda action that we see the SAME people doing all the time. Isolated shit like this makes for a good lesson in life. I know after my first call home to the folks because i had no clue how i got so drunk i slept in the stair well of an apartment building, that i wasnt going to do that shit again. If anyone here says they didnt do this, they know someone that did that is REAL close to them
Yeah Homie, but most of us end up regretting it, not framing the article of our unsavory moment and posting on the wall and internet for all to see. It’s the shamelessness of it that is offensive
wasnt this the reply to someone that wrote in complaining about these people? I mean if i had been the person on the bus, i would have been grossed out and annoyed, but i would have been thinking, “that is a tough lesson they are going to learn, they are fucked come the morning and feel like shit”Then again, i was a dj for many many years in nightclubs, i see these people do this to themselves night after night. The shit they did doesnt really bug me.
If anyone here says they didnt do this, they know someone that did that is REAL close to themHomie…NOPE NADDA WRONG…I have never nor has anyone in my cicle EVER done this on the bus, sure walking home from dt in an alley BUT NEVER on public transit or in a cab have I or anyone I have ever hung out with PUKED…but I do agree with the whole telling them to grow up, they are just kids, BUT that doesn’t give them the excuse to be rude and repulsive to others who have to travel on the bus!!
Cheesy: my heart bleeds for the plight of the constantly hit-on indignant man…be strong my brother.Pukers: Love it…don’t listen to the haters…but FYI you can get smashed without puking…it just takes practice and proper drink selection. good luck.
oh, so because it happened on public transit makes it so much worse than you doing it anywhere other than those two. The fact is the behaviour was juvi…… it happens. It isnt like you see these people doing this all the time…. then complain. It is unfortunate that OP from previous thread was on the bus, but really, where it happened is of no consequence. Yes, it was nasty, and what not, but to suggest you havent inconvienced someone, or offended someone by your drunk actions, eat shit. You are straight up lying or you are trying to justify yourself simply because it wasnt a public bus, or cab you soiled with your barf. Easy on the high horse there Tonto
And from my high horse I yell, you’re fuking right it’s WORSE cuz it was on a public bus, and no I didn’t say I haven’t puked from drinking, I have and even at 19 and doing it hell even at 17 sneaking into Alexanders Bar I still have never offended ANYONE by my puking because of my drunken state!! And no they might not be doing it all the time but as the OP states they did it more then once in a short period of time, a pattern perhaps?? Yeah Probably since they were so happy about telling about it the 2nd time
youth being youth in public…..how unheard of
When I was 18, I leaned out of the car I was in at a gas station and emptied my stomach. The next day, I was mortified. My friends were mortified. None of us went near that gas station for years, and the guy I was with that night never called me again. It’s not the bag of puke left on the bus that is so offensive. It’s the fact that in the sober light of day, they revel in it. Not only are they unashamed of the behavior, but they keep a SOUVENIR of the incident. This is not an example of youthful hijinx. This is an example of disrespectful, self absorbed youth who will most likely grow up to be disrespectful, self absorbed adults. They are an indication of the direction in which our society is heading, and that is horrifying.
OK youth being youth in public, I have youth, a 17 year old, and yes he drinks occasionally of course he does BUT he does it in my home, he has never embarrassed himself in public because I have taught him you can drink and party and experience life and good times and do stupid things but you don’t have to do it at the expense of others, in public, on a bus with stink ass puke, ring the fuking bell, get off and puke on the side of the rd where it will wash away and probably not bother anyone….
i dont think miranda it is so much as this poster is revelling in it as they are laughing at the people in the previous thread that were acting as though shit like this has never happened. It always has, it always will. It has happpened EVERY where in the free world. It is part of the whole adolecesnt shit. Really, lets not make a big deal and post a rant about shit that we know happens with today’s youth. It happened with your parent’s youth, and their parent’s youth.
“I have youth, a 17 year old, and yes he drinks occasionally of course he does BUT he does it in my home, he has never embarrassed himself in public because I have taught him you can drink and party”Funny, no disrespect, but you are an EXTREME minority if your kid has no secrets from you and does exactly what you say and ONLY drinks at home. Teens experiment, your kid is only 17, plenty of years to fuck up. If your kid hasnt done something you wouldnt condone, you are fooling yourself.