Some of you shouldn’t drive. Because you’re retarded. Some of you absolutely flip out when it rains. You drive faster. You slam past pedestrians (who, of the two of you, are the only ones getting wet, you entitled dumbasses). You act like the idiotic apes you apparently are.
I’m not sure if you’re worried about your car getting wet or you’re just so stupid you think the rain is going to come through the car if you’re in it for too long. But for whatever reason, rain makes you dumb. And don’t load your shit on me about, “Well, I have to get home fast because there is a danger of driving in the heavy rain.” If there’s a fucking danger, stupid, then slow down. And when you finally DO get home slap yourself. Hard.
The PEDESTRIANS (like the mom and baby one of you dumbasses plowed through this morning – because, let’s face it.. your car is getting wet!!) are the ones who truly suffer traveling in the rain. Yet you’re the giant pussies terrorizing HRM’s streets with your stupidity and fear of water.
The best hope I have for most of you is that the only people you injure or kill is yourselves. —Sick of Dumb People
This article appears in Sep 29 – Oct 5, 2011.


leotarded oblivitrons make everyone twitchy
sorry too busy texting n driving in the rain whooosh zooom zoom
The same thing happens after the first snowfall….immediately, people start to either a. panic, or b. lose all common sense, judgment and cognitive thought, forgetting any and all rules of the road, or c. all of the above. It’s like clock work….an afternoon snowfall = 25 separate MVA’s in and around HRM leading to complete and utter mayhem on the drive home. Numpties!
what the heck is a numptie? weather seems to have that affect clint, perhaps not swiveling their heads has affected their memory
I think numpty is a derivitive of numbskull?? Basically brainless idiot.
Gotta love it when there’s a huge puddle and a pedestrian nearby. Vroom vroom.
while most drivers are cool, you will get a few assholes that don’t know how to drive n rain, or just don’t give a fuck. i’m sure every one of us has met them in our life. and the snow drivers, some of them will go to a store, for a bottle of pop, or lotto tickets. in a bliding snow storm, when they are told to stay off the roads. i have almost een run over more than i care to remember, on the way to and from work before.
I hate the opposite – the people who slow to a crawl just because there’s some moisture on the road. Geeeezus.