To the first class piece of shit staff member of a local school who keeps going into the special needs kids washroom every morning and pisses all over the seat and floor…. fuck you!!! I know its not a kid doing it because its a locked washroom that staff members only have access to and I’m the first one in there with a student in the morning and most days I find the puddle of piss and pubes you’ve left behind. I know you think you’re funny but honestly you’re a piece of shit who no-one can stand, and a real class act of an educator who continually does this to the disabled children you make fun of behind their backs. FYI, admin and the board are aware and are trying to catch you coming out. —Have fun at your disciplinary hearing
This article appears in Sep 26 – Oct 2, 2013.
If this P.O.S. is mocking kids (special needs or otherwise) and you are aware of it, I’d say your school has bigger problems than piss on the floor and you have an obligation to lodge official complaints until he is discliplined or fired.
They get some real jack-offs as special needs assistants.
Anyone, most especially a someone who is tasked with caring for special needs kiddies, mocks them and does a despicable act like the OP claims they do, should be horse whipped, dragged through the streets and placed in the stocks in City Square and have bat guano smeared in their face.
Locking bathrooms? What next?
Assistants are one thing, but if this is an actual teacher. Like, WTF?
Glass half empty: What a dewsh
Glass half full: at least he isn’t shatting in the garbage bin.
A puddle of pubes? Pile, maybe. Ball of… A Collection of… certainly not A Murder of…
1- You are not the first person in the washroom. The phantom pisser is.
2- You don’t know that the pissing perpetrator actually makes fun of disabled children behind their backs.
3- The pissing perpetrator could actually be a student themselves and their assistant refuses to clean up their pissy mess.
4- I went to QEH and a good friend of mine came in contact with a spare key ring that he has to this day. That keyring gave us access to a lot of places. So your pissing perpetrator could actually be a student.
5- This could be your perpetrator. He has dozens of these videos;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SYsmY1ybMU
Oh, and pissing in elevators is on the rise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh_d_ClKYg
Nukka is that you pissing in those videos?
That’s disgusting.
Heavens no, WAC.
I originally saw those on Tosh.0 and couldn’t find a better thread to post them on. After my Youtube search for the bathroom pisser I stumbled upon the elevator pisser and obviously had to share.
I think Ivan should stay enrolled in whatever retard special ed class he came from. Obviously the lessons taught to him/her/it went in one ear and out the other.
This could also be relevant to the ongoing urine situation:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/community/thre…
and you haven’t pissed in his shoes because…?
OKSure – this board is all about the free exchange of ideas but I must warn you that some find the term “retard” to be offensive and demeaning. If you must, please use the clinical terms “idiot” , “moron” and “cretin” in future discourse.
No need to thank me. I’m all about building bridges to the anarchist/feminist/mohammedan communities. >: )
This cunt should get the electric chair.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-24…
THE PUDDLE & THE SEAT
I have given this considerable thought and have come to the conclusion that the culprit is the bitcher herself. My reasoning is as follows:
(1) She is the first one in the locked washroom and so is a staff member.
(2) She claims to have found a puddle of piss and pubes the perpetrator left behind on the seat.
(3) But – and this is decisive – a male cannot leave a puddle of piss and pubes on the seat. He would have lifted the seat in order to have a piss. In any case, the puddle of piss and pubes would have slid off the seat since the piss would have carried the pubes away with it. If the perpetrator was male the puddle of piss and pubes would have been be on the floor but not on the seat.
(4) This means that the seat was not up but down. A female had therefore left the puddle of piss and pubes on the seat. But who could it be? It was the bitcher herself who, being enormously fat and possessing a huge hirsute vulva which was so large that it flopped over the edges, left the puddle of piss and pubes on the seat.
(5) Have fun at your disciplinary hearing.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Possibility could also be that the perpetrator did this the night prior to OP going in there in morning to find mess.
These days with ‘big brother’ watching our every move there are usually cameras in elevators.
“Oh, and pissing in elevators is on the rise.”
Been on the rise for a decade.
Just visit Crowell Tower at Acadia, circa 2003.
LOL @ Chick-Ivan!
And fuck elevators and washrooms. Pissing in bus shelters is the new black.
PK- “Just visit Crowell Tower at Acadia, circa 2003.”
An admission of guilt?
… only on fridays after a long night at the axe….