Fuck you, you cocksuckers in the Shitbox Civic or whatever it was on Purcells Cove Road. My girlfriend and I were having an awesome bicycle ride out there and then you under-20 year olds showed up in your 2000 pound $800 toy. You yell at us going by. You turn around up ahead and yell at us coming towards us. You turn around and yell at us as you pass again (just an FYI folks: when you’re speeding past cyclists we usually can’t hear what you’re yelling, that’s why we a) don’t know what you’re saying and b) use hand signals in response). They you turn around up ahead and do the same fucking thing.
Fuck you. I see it again, I write your number down and phone it into the cops. Assholes. What if she were out by herself? Good job cocksucks, scaring a young woman is really cool.
Fuck, I didn’t even like teenage boys even when I was one, and this is why.
BTW, we still had an awesome ride and were happy to be out on our bikes, despite your inbred ‘cool’ attempt at ruining it for us.
—Cranky
This article appears in Jul 9-15, 2009.
The part of their gnat-sized brain that assesses life-threatening danger doesn’t completely grow in until the little grease farts are 25 – maybe 65 in their case. They were like that when I was growing up and they’re like that now. Stupid little dumbfucks – let’s hope they find themselves in front of a bus with a pissed off driver.
Sounds like fucked up shit teenagers do to fuck with people for a laugh when they are high.
When shit like this happens it’s handy to know someone who works at RMV. No need to say more on that subject.
Call up Jimmy Melvin Jr. and slip him $10 to pop a cap in their asses. He’d do it just to get back in the news again and you’d get your revenge. Win win for all parties…except the ass-hats in the civic that is…
Isn’t there a rule that any response to a bitch has to be a comment on that bitch? This is obviously a response to the bitch a few posts down, and you were one of the first to reply to it. This bitch should be deleted.
This is a bitch that I’ve been meaning to write for about 2 weeks but never got around to it.
Today I could write a bitch about how some cocksucker in a pickup truck brushed her shoulder yesterday, then sped up and stopped in the middle of the road right in front of her, twice.
Maybe I’ll write a new bitch everytime some dipshit pulls this stuff.
Delete away.
Cranky, that’s awesome. I know where you’re coming from.
I ride a motorcycle, close but not really the same. One time going home, at a red light, some moronic teenage douchbags were screaming something at me out of their car and laughing (figured laughing when I looked back at them). I have no idea what they were saying because I couldn’t hear them over the sound of my engine or theirs! They obviously thought it was funny. At the same time, another motorcyclist was stopped beside me. Turn to me and asked? Are they talking to you, since he also heard some noise. I was like, I have no idea, what are they saying, he replied: I have no clue!
To us, they looked like idiots, with no brains what so ever to figure out that we can’t hear what they’re saying!