You MUST be fucking daft! First you envision the world revolving around you and your pictures, so much so that you’re on the blower to anyone who might listen when a local slut is tagged as such on your Facebook. You think that is about YOU and not the TRASH you feature most weekends in your Facebook photo albums! Your ego over this is absolutely astounding and yet you’re the most insecure person I know.
Everybody thinks you’re “nice” since you shower them with (unwanted and unsolicited) gifts so nobody’s going to tell you where they’d prefer to see your camera save for the ONE person who has, and you ignore that one writing them off as “crazy.” Hasn’t it ever occurred to you people don’t want your fucking camera in their face every time they step foot inside a bar? You think you’re doing them a “favour” but have you even once asked ANY of your subjects if they WANT your camera in their face? You’re going to take 3,000 pictures in three hours and post them all…does nobody have a choice to stay in the bar, get close to the dance floor AND avoid your awful camera? Have you ever asked a single subject how cool it is to post these godAWFUL pictures you take of them on Facebook? NO. Not even once.
You take HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of photos every weekend, indiscriminately post them all and THEN want us to believe you’re a “professional photographer.” Sorry, one must SELL their wares to be called a “professional” and a little education in your “field” might substantiate your claim but your pictures tell us all what we need to know about your level of “professionalism.” Lady, you can spend a million bucks on a camera and it’s not going to help you understand professional photographers would be ASHAMED to publish 100 pictures of the same guy in 98 UNBECOMING poses.
One of these days you’re going to find that camera exactly where it belongs. Your presumption is deplorable and I fucking HATE you. —NotPosing4u
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.
Snooki, is that you?
what i really get a kick out of, is these so called professional potogs, that take cheesy black and white pictures. what the fuck is with that shit. any idiot with an old brownie can take b/w pics. a friend had this guy take his wedding pics about 5 years ago, they were b/w, well fuck, buddy almost went thru the roof, when guy charged him almost 2 grand. methinks if you do this shit, you should tell people up front. and no, this was never disgussed, because hey, what century are we living in. i would assume color too.
and if this chick,wants to take some”private” pics of me, come on down. i’m up for it, or will be when needed, yuk, yuk.
Gonna need the wide angle lense for certain parts of your body, LIFE SUCKS?
Don’t they need permission to take photos? Sue them for defamation. Or better yet, when they are looking through the camera, slap the palm of your hand against the camera, but do it in a such a way so it looks like you tripped and were trying to catch yourself, then it’s not assault.
you just never know q.
anaconda swallowing a crocodile…
all I’m sayin
what if 6 was 9
what if alot of thing
just sayin
ya know, that burns my ass too… getting my picture taken without being asked then seeing it posted on the internet without anybody asking anybody anything. I think it’s disrespectful and agree with the OP, it’s presumptuous to think everybody wants to be in the picture and posted on the net.
Don’t dance floor shots always suck anyway?