Sorry for not recognizing you when I last saw you. I was having a bad day and somehow I lost my sh*t on you. Ever since I have felt like the world’s biggest ass, and I could not be sorrier for how I acted. I only hope you can one day accept my apology. Our friendship was very special to me, and I am sorry for having stupidly ruined it. —Daily Coffee Imbiber
This article appears in Mar 26 – Apr 1, 2015.


i was mad but your forgiven. i got a chiffarobe that needs busting up. want to come over and split a box of matuse?
Borderline personality order certainly is a bitch.