To the guy on the football team (blue jerseys) playing at the Wanderers grounds last Sunday that was pissing on the fence.We were walking by on the sidewalk & saw you there,USE a public washroom or Johnny on the spot.Little kids that can’thold it ,I can understand.Grown people,especially men that piss to the wind on the side of highways or anywhere else,GROW UP.It just prooves you are uncouth pigs.
This article appears in Aug 21-27, 2008.


Was he aleast hot?
Bah! I’m sorry it offended you so much, but for serious. The man had to pee… This is such simple bodily function, yet you go bashful at the though of someone doing it. You say he needs to grow up? Maybe you need to do the same.Besides, you should try it some time. Very liberating.
To Matt,if I was pig that could piss in the wind,I still wouldn’t do it.Obviously the footballer & you being of the same mind,weren’t raised properly.I guess you weren’t taught to respect public places.And Ustwess,or it your name Useless,I’m not into hot guys or cold ones for that matter.Assholes have no temperature,& you both should know that.
Huh?
She said:To Matt,if I was pig that could piss in the wind,I still wouldn’t do it.Obviously the footballer & you being of the same mind,weren’t raised properly.I guess you weren’t taught to respect public places.And Ustwess,or it your name Useless,I’m not into hot guys or cold ones for that matter.Assholes have no temperature,& you both should know that.Kelly
Oh, ok. Now it’s crystal. I’m singing it to the tune of “If I Were a Carpenter”. Sheer beauty.
Thats uncanning.. I was just singing the same song but to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel, “I’d Rather be a Hammer than a Nail”