The only thing worse then stepping in dog poo is having your sweet little toddler step in someone’s else’s dog poo, then unknowingly roll your difficult to clean stroller through said dog poo and discovering this well after you pulled your stroller into your once clean (and dog poo free) home.
An hour of cleaning your dog poo off of my toddler’s new winter boots, my stroller and carpet and doorway (while 8 months preggo)! Clean up your fucking dog shit, dumb ass! You don’t deserve to own a dog, and I didn’t deserve your smelly mess. —Cleaner & Wiser
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
I was thinking cleanliness is next to dogliness:)
Ruff!
Think of it as a boost to the kid’s immune system. Geeze, it ain’t the Black Plague, ya know.
Helping my step-daughter to move, un-beknownst to all, a big turd was by the door. It got tracked into the new place, and on her mattress.
All I can say OB, take your boots off at the door and stow your stroller.
anyone who has children must steel themselves to this inevitable event. yes it’s gross, plus the leaves are the same colour as the poo
Teehee… cute OC. But that really sucks… so much work, and if they had picked it up, then it could have been avoidable. Not all messes are, but someone else’s dogshit is.
Who are these irresponsible dog owners? I have a dog, I pick up it’s mess, and every other dog owner I see in Shubie Park also pick up their pet’s mess. Maybe that poo is from some crackhead.
*Yawn* Another dogshit bitch.
brendon: you’re starting to sound like sebastard with those *yawn* posts. Stop it damnit! 😛
lol I apologize. I just get annoyed at repetitive bitches.
you’re not supposed to get annoyed, you just hijack them with food talk.
Like, for instance, the divine Maple Chomeur.
Food talk for you foodies: went out to to a stuck-up pub in Freddy last night and had their soup – maple chipotle mushroom – it was feckin’ amazing! sooo spicy, but sweet maple syrup flavours too, all mixed into a cream mushroom soup… mm…. perfect for a cold evening! I’m hungry. 🙁
and that’s how it’s done.
Ha ha… I was really hoping you’d come back with a comment like that, z3.
:~)
I can’t see a maple chipotle mushroom soup being any good….
such weird flavors… almost like something you’d see on iron chef.
coincidentally, that’s where I learned that chipotle peppers are just dolled up jalapenos.
wonder if it’d be good if the soup were poured into an ice cream maker….
maple chipotle and mushroom ice cream…… hmmm
okay that’s it. i’m going home to cook, it’s cold at the shop anyway…chop chop bubble
Ha ha. I was surprised too, but it was such an intriguing combination, I had to try it. If anything, it could have used a touch less maple, but it was still delicious.
less… maple?
I don’t follow.
how is removing the nectar of the gods going to improve it?
surely you mean there should have been more of everything else.
OP I truly feel your frustration about the whole situation.
That soup doesn’t sound good at all….but has made me feel like soup.
Hmmm, it’s certainly an intriguing soup combination. Hot, smoky, sweet and creamy. I might have to make some of that:)
zZz: it’s so refreshing to see there is someone else who feels the way I do about maple! Nectar of the gods indeed! I am just so grateful to be in the same time and place on this planet as maple trees! Have you tried Acadian maple cream bars? Pure maple sugar! Pure heaven!
Alright – deal, more of everything else… Just there was more “sweet” than “spicy”… but it sure was delicious!
I love maple too! One of my fav spring time events is making the muddy trek into the “sugar woods”. I go every year, at least once. Mmm… fresh syrop, maple on the snow, maple butter, maple cream leaves…
People that complain so vehemently about dog shit are people that, I assume, aren’t the type to take a walk in the woods or a stroll through a field outside of the suburbs.
I suspect they also haven’t noticed that wherever dog shit is left, the grass grows oh so green.
How far humans have evolved through time, that a bit of manure on the foot causes such distress.
speaking of food…. you actually consume calories just looking at this
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=1057
looks like a job for man vs food
http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php
my fav
Speaking of which Painey – how did you chicken soup turn out? Did any leftover trick-or-treaters wind up in the stockpot *Cackle* >; )
Where the heck did you find that place? They do weddings and donuts. I’ve seen it all now!
PG…I can’t watch that show without almost getting sick. The huge burger did it for me…It was so disgusting watching them make it .
haha nope #3 ivan, but i discovered that the hound likes parsnips. that maple bacon doughnut is intriguing zZz
Does it ever. Llllaaaarrrggghhhh Are those the aquiline hindquarters of a longhound? Groooooo!
yes they are commander, not my beloved but close enough^^
I was drawn to the bacon as well…
triple chocolate penetration, while interestingly named, resembles…
how did jonno put it….
a steaming pile of moose shit.
Yes, but do they have deep fried guiness or liqueur filled balls?
you mean “balls of glory”? i think that was the name we came up with
Yes, yes, balls of Gloooooory!!! &hearts
coming soon to a campus near you.