Peter Kelly needs to wake up to the world around him.

I work a job that pays just above minimum wage putting me just above the poverty line to get any kind of assistance.

I would like to run for Mayor and get paid loads of money to look like I have no clue of the economy, and the problems facing Nova Scotia people.

Kelly if you want to run for mayor there is one person you need to speak to on how to run things.

That is Mississauga Ontario Mayor Hazel MacCallion. She doesn’t have to campaign she gets voted in and she is in her 90’s. Take some lesson on how to have people like you. Speak to her before it is too late. She could teach you a lot about things. —A Helper of Stupidity

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  1. Just think of how fucked up our fair burg would be if he were actually conscious and capable of higher thought processes. Thank the flying pasta monster for small mercies, such as they are.

  2. Hopefully Mike Savage will finally make the announcement on Monday, AND a big AND, voters get involved and vote Kelly and the incumbents on Council out.
    I’d also like to see the Heritage crowd silenced, and the view from the hill gang muzzled, not forgetting the “we want St. Pats for a petrie dish experiment, taxpayer funded” crowd told to show me the money, their own I mean.

  3. I don’t know about you Baz, but I’m hoping that particular apple didn’t just fall far from the tree, but actually germinated in a different orchard, if you take my meaning.

  4. Speaking of apples, our Birthday Girl hasn’t checked in with us today. Hope she didn’t hook up with ‘zilla last night. She might have picked up a nasty dose of iguanorrhea. >: )

  5. Hahaha Ivan you killz me!

    Day off work and some major sleepin’ in goin on up in hurr. In fact I am currently still in bed with mah jamz on cuddling with a pair of kittehs!

  6. LOLz. NICE! I’ve taken the day off too, Drinking frapps and sniffing glue. Almost finished your belated B-day prezzie, but you’ll have to wait until the summit to get it.

  7. Victor, the LAST THING we need is another politician named SAVAGE running the city. He did fuck all for his riding and he’ll fuck the city like his old man did. We don’t need Kellys or Savages.

  8. Here ,here Bro Tim well said…isn’t it his old man who fucked the entire Metro area with amalgamation ?
    I seem to remember its the legacy of that brainless twat !

    I still remember setting up a greenroom area at the Trade Centre a number of years ago, in walked Doc Savage looking for free food !
    Unfuckingbelievable the Provinces Premier backstage searching for free food & booze !
    IMO when it comes to political types who have children who follow them into sucking the tax payer tit…the apple don’t fall far from the tree. (aka peter I wanna be like dad Mackay!)

  9. If Savage doesn’t offer, and Howard Epstein confirmed he isn’t going to run, then the field consist of 2 ex cops and Mr. Connors. I’m so depressed even reading what I’ve written, the only cure involves several of Mr. Keiths finest.

  10. Nice Ivan!!!

    Summit next Sunday? Same place, same time?

    Watch for an off board confirmation (email). 🙂

  11. happy b’day to you, happy b’day to you, happy b’day pussy girl, happy b’day to you. do i get brownie points for that one , sugar lips?

  12. I see the gormless, led by the spineless have cancelled next Tuesdays scheduled borefest/meeting as there aren’t any issues worth meeting over – erm really?

  13. If that doesn’t motivate her stumpy little pit pony legs across the big muddy, I don’t know what will >: )

  14. painy…I don’t know what those drinks were…but my guts are rolling & I haven’t even had a drink !

  15. LOL – Sleep with one eye open, Trood >; ). I think for a lot of bitchers , February is when the Maritime version of “le cafard” kicks in. Donarious has been blacklisted. Sebbie may be down in Veradaro, puffing on Cohibas and telling the resort staff to buy cars and invest wisely. I have my own theory about why Vastie has gone off the radar, but I’ll have to keep it to myself for now. I hope that Montrealman is still among the living. Xeno may just be snowed under. Tommy may be hitting the night spots sportin’ a fine new pair of lizard skin shoes.
    Definitely time for a Summit. Next Sunday. Are you in?

  16. Thanks for the invite Ivan but I won’t be in Halifax that weekend maybe another time. Would be interesting though putting a face to some of these names.

  17. I know what happened to a bunch of bitchers on that list, Uncle Ivanski, but that’s summit talk and not board talk 🙂

  18. OH OH OH!. Last night I came home from the shoppe and The Countess was perched on the arm of the sofa and my U.S.S. Kitty Hawk ball cap was on the back, right beside her. It looked like an LOLCat caption.

  19. or what about that other generic politician…
    Aqua-Marine MacScallion?

    jebus, I’d HOPE she were 90… with a name like Hazel…

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