To the guy who stuck his tongue down his chick’s throat for thirty minutes in a Bedford restaurant: First, when you don’t buy something you will be asked to leave. I wanted your seat, so next time don’t be such a loser and freak out on the waitress. Second, no one wants to see you sticking your tongue down some chick’s throat. You might be from Bedford but the world doesn’t rotate around you. —Grossed Out Customer
This article appears in Apr 28 – May 4, 2011.


Good thing he didn’t order the tossed salad.
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A bitch about no PDAs on a day where millions of people wanted to see two people kiss…
I agree though, I don’t know if its insecurity between the two in the relationship that they have to show everyone else they are a couple to cement it themselves or they are just bored.. I don’t think me misses would wanna stick her tongue down me throat after what i eat in a restaurant.
OB, you jealous much. So they’re swapping spit, so big fucking deal. Most people wish they could.
Well. I sort of see OP’s point — especially about how they were just sitting there not ordering anything and there were paying customers who wanted a table and were planning on buying things.
And while kissing in public is a’ight — making out in public is just tacky. TACKY. I’m no prude, trust me, but take that shit home, or to your car or to that cheap fleabag motel in Fairview.
They probably slithered in from Sackiville. No doubt they were related.
fucking jealous much, i bet.
Jealous? Because two people who were playing tonsil hockey and taking up a table in a restaurant without ordering while others who did want to order were waiting and bitching about the fact that the tacky PDAers were assholes when they were asked to give up their table, OP is jealous?
Yeah, I’m sure they’re about as jealous as I am of someone with weaping herpes sores on their junk.
Restaurants aren’t for taking up space without being paying customers for a little lip and tongue action — it’s about accommodating customers who are willing to put in orders and pay for their food. And once you’re done eating/paid, gtfo so other customers can do the same.
Restaurants aren’t rent-by-the-hour motels. If you can’t keep your hands off each other THAT badly, I’m sure the “seasonal” motel in fairview would be more than happy to accommodate whatever activity they choose to pursue.
Lolz, to me, this is a PDA
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So I’m all, wtf?
PK – Some people get off by making out in public. The more they’re noticed, the better.