What’s with these damn idiots who enjoy backing into cars in parking lots and leave absolutely no insurance, name or phone number information! Do these morons realize this becomes very expensive on the injured damn car and hard on the person’s god damn pocket book. And, further more let’s throw the insurance company into the damn mess! We are allowed one grace with those troopers after that the insurance rate goes up! What a frigging honest world we live in! Face up people—you want to smash up someone’s car and run off like a fox in heat, you are nothing but a neutered coward! —B. Daoust
This article appears in Oct 4-10, 2012.


even if you did get their names and shit, you will usually only get about 50 per cent of the damage.
Some lots have cameras set up, that might be an option to look into.
phhhht.
Even if you did get a note, it’d look like this
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/im…
A note like that one would definitely add insult to injury.^^^
Sorry, but you live in a town that is filled to the brim with idiots. I would check the camera option, track them down and fuck up their shit. It will be gratifying, make for a great story and be well worth the effort. Got get ’em bro.
OB ….
How do you know its enjoyable ?
Have you ever done it ?
Thereby giving you first hand knowledge in the enjoyable aspect of hitting a strangers car & not informing them ?
your fox in heat reference & neutered coward seem incompatible to me … but then again I drive a work truck & if you run into it I probably wouldn’t notice unless you scrapped the dirt off it.
These are the kinds of questions your bitch brings to mind.
while i sympathize with OP’s predicament, i do not understand why he/she would wonder if the perpetrator realizes how much it cost him to get the car fixed. eh? of course it wouldn’t occur to them nor would they care if it did. if they cared, they would have left their info or better, stuck around. i get this visual of a bewildered guy in a parking lot, screaming at the uncaring sky “WHY, OH WHY’ . because a lot of people are sneaky, or outright nasty. and if they think they can get away with something and not get caught, they will do it. i wonder if OP would also try to sneak away, if he bumped a car. the theme seems to be, if you didn’t INTEND to _____ _____ then it’s not your responsibility. it was an ACCIDENT, and the universe can pay for the damages.
yeh, pardon me whilst i twirl around madly in walmart aisles with knives in my outstretched arms. better avoid me, or it’s your fault.