Hey panhandler who is dressed in better and hipper clothes than I am wearing: If I give you a loonie, would you give me your hand-me-downs after you grow out of them? I want to wear hip and expensive clothes too. -Peek-a-Hipster

This article appears in Apr 24-30, 2014.

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  1. At some Walmarts, the panhandlers do better than the employees. Homeless guy might be on to something!

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  2. Why wait for pan-hand-me-downs? They tend to get their clothes from hipsters who donate them to clothing banks…

    You’d have know that, had you not been born privileged…

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