To the asshole in the black Mazda as I crossed Oxford street last night,
a very sincere FUCK YOU for stopping to let me cross and then honking obnoxiously at me as I did so. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STOP IF YOU WERE GOING TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT!? Just because you are behind the wheel does NOT give you the right to abuse that power. One day when oil is completely diminished and your car is a rusting pile of junk will you realize that you are doing NOTHING to help ANYONE out. FUCK you. —Pedestrians of the World
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 2, 2011.
Here’s what you do OB…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XqNm-FU8uU
Life on Earth will be wiped out by the effects of global warming long before the oil runs out. Cue the fiddler…
life after people, that show is great, and the dude’s voice is nice
OB…ever heard of ethanol ?
how about bio diesel ?
then there’s fuel cells, electric cars …the automobile ain’t going ANYWHERE.
So go hide your head in your cats sand box & enjoy the aroma .
OB, were you on a crosswalk? If not, the driver should have just kept going.
so where’s my damn flying car, this one sucked http://shessmart.com/wp-content/uploads/20…
Like Audi, pg?
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/200…
Op I hope you weren’t strolling across with a cup of coffee, chatting away like it was Sunday …
wow, so tiny, i’d feel like jeremy clarkson. maybe just a suit http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/Modern…
lol @ Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, PG. If I was in command at Gitmo, every night would be “Movie Night” Double feature – That and J.C. Superstar. No need for waterboarding.
i love the soundtrack from jcs, i know every word. the movie, play, not so much
They probably honked at you ’cause you’re hot. Jeez.
“assault”. “honked his horn”.
I hope you called the police after being assaulted like this!!
How *ever* will you get over the trauma of this assault, you poor fucking dillweed.
http://directresponse.net/wp-content/uploa…
well now o.p., there are many things in life, you should learn. first off is that a vehicle, weighs a fuck of a lot more than you do. second is that said vehicle, will do more damage to you, than you will do to it, by running you over. and last, but not least, give yourself a pat on the back, for living to tell the tale. get the picture i just painted for you.next time, you might nt be as lucky, and some idiot, might just take you out.
Makes you wish you had a big wad of gum in your mouth at the time, eh?
painy, so do i, and also all the parts of rocky horror picture show. wanna do the time warp with me sometime?
OP, what did you do to make transform a courteous driver into a honking driver? where you walking so slow you might as well be walking backwards?
So what was the fucking assault? When you use wrong words or try to embellish stories people will know you are an idiot. The driver peobably stopped because you stepped out into the street without looking.
Ooooooooooh…Rocky Horror Picture Show! Can I join in? I’ll bring the toast and arse fluff. Got your Frank-N-Furter duds ready Suckster? Ready sis? Everybody sing now…”It’s astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll…”
I get to be this guy:
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/…
Obviously you were taking too long to cross. When someone stops to let you go, hurry the fuck up, don’t continue texting and walking as slow as humanly possible. Nothing pisses me off more than stopping for someone who won’t do their job and cross the street, I stopped for you, now move stupid!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5MHNvOVl8Y
Riff-Raff ftw
http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos…
for all those interested.
http://www.rockymusic.org/lyricscat/rocky-…
and let us not forget the idea that got this started.
http://lyrics.rockmagic.net/lyrics/webber_…
now here’s an idea guys. what say, starting next year, we all get dressed up for spooky time, in a theme based way. like rocky horror, j.c., whatever. that way, we can have a spooky summit in october. just throwing that out there.
Yvonne Elliman 🙂 she gives me goosebumps, in a good way.
I don’t see how honking a horn was assaulting you. What you should do when people honk is stop walking and stand there for a few seconds. I usually tell them “I can’t hear you. What?”
Or just ignore the horn. Unless they almost run you over, how is some stranger honking a horn damaging to you?
Can’t find any *real* issues to care about?
i hardly think blowing on a horn constitutes assault.
OMFG; we stuck bitching about the car horn on Wednesday at 2:21 p.m. …… when does Mod update this page?
Hey guys,
I’ve been sick in bed all week with a crazy flu so there was very little updating of the bitch board. I’m back today, so bitches will be posted regularly again.
Sorry!
sorry sweetie, there’s some nasty crud going around. i’ve been sick and one of the boyos is too, feel better http://imagerepository.net/images/f/u/28/f…
A big bowl of Pho from the place on Barrington will fix you rigth up, Bird. Don’t spare the chili sauce.
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/…
i am going to concoct some hot and sour soup today, and i’ve never made it before
Mmmmmmm, tasty. Let us know how it turns out.