I am totally into anime/cartoons/manga and all associated with it, it’s great! But when my five-year-old niece can’t even google MLP without the first 10 pictures being pony sex, we have a problem. When two big greasy-looking men come into my store, point at a toy and loudly say, “Well this is no good, where is the fuck hole?!” while laughing, we have a big problem. I don’t care what you do in your basement, but keep it away from our children who these shows and toys are actually meant for. -Angry Nerd Aunt
This article appears in May 8-14, 2014.


While I admit to not understanding the “bronie” culture I call false on your Google claim. I did the search, no pony sex to report. I tried several search terms including “my little pony with a penis” and of course “MLP sex” to no avail. However, actually entering the term “pony sex” will generate a few innapropriate images.
I would suggest your niece refine her search terms or you know, you could supervise her internet usage.
PS- You could also go to pornhub.com and check out the animated section. Ever see Marge Simpson………..
Nothing other than MLP crap came up in both my google search and image search. Quit yer bitchin’.
You guys are both fucked now, I’d suggest crushing your laptops into tiny bits and getting new ones.
Hey, lady, have you ever looked closely to your anime/cartoons/manga and all its blatent sexuality? Personally, I’ve always hated that form of cartooning – asshole mouths that turn into caverns and all that wide-eyed school girls shit – complete crapola written and drawn by compulsive mastabators.
Cranky, I’m at work, lol.
Bone was/is cool, though. Right Fonebone? http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs20/i/2007/231…
Worse Than MLP? ‘M’ Is for May and Masturbation Month
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Google tends to put up pages with search results that you search for most often. Ex: Searching “Vegas” from my comp prompts gaming sites for fallout new vegas a lot with las vegas stuff underneath it cause i’ve searched for game stuff more often and yea it even happens after you’ve cleared your history, google just remembers the ip. Sooooooo if all that comes up is pony porn then someone in your house (or at least on your wifi) is goin ape shit on it. It’s like that scarey old babysitter story where the cop tells the babysitter the creepy calls are coming from inside the house!!!
I think someone needs to tweak their ‘content advisor’ settings.
Big iron on his hiiiiip…
New Vegas was a great game.
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sucked me in too. I got 20 pages of rainbow coloured little ponies and none of them were doing anything with their naughty bits.
If the freak who wants to marry his computer because it’s loaded with porn gets the ok, then hoss humping can’t be far behind, pardon the pun.
I’m pretty sure Santa has had his moments with the odd reindeer or two.
I didn’t even get the MLP reference until i read the replys to your bitch OB.
My granddaughters are into Tinkerbell & those weird monster high dolls/shows that are being churned out .
I don’t want to know if there’s porn cartoons for that … I certainly won’t go looking for it & please guys , I definitely don’t want to hear about it if it exists !
Just when you think, you’ve heard as much weird/twisted shit as could possibly be offered out there … someone comes along and shows you just how wrong you can be !
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN & THE ANGRY NERD AUNT
“I am totally into anime/cartoons/manga and all associated with it. But when my five-year old niece can’t even google MLP without the first 10 pictures being pony sex, we have a problem.” Angry Nerd Aunt
: “game, n, a contest played according to rules & decided by skill, strength or luck.” (The Concise Oxford Dictionary
: “The meaning of a word is its use in the language.” Ludwig Wittgenstein, “Philosophical Investigations”
As normally understood a game is a game by virtue of the fact that it is not a part of reality, not part of the serious business of life. As such, it is a self-contained fantasy world in which the players engage with each other according to the rules and the winner emerges by skill, strength or luck. And so it is with Angry Nerd aunt who is totally into anime/cartoons/manga and similarly with her niece into whose fantasy world enters reality in the form of two large greasy men who make an obscene remark about her game. It has ceased to be a game at all. It has been destroyed. Angry Nerd Aunt and her niece have been orphaned by an intrusive, ham-handed reality.
However, hope emerges for the gamesters in the form of the later Wittgenstein who maintained that there is no reality lying behind the “language games” which we all play whether we like it or not. All words derive their meaning from the role they play in that language game and so there can be no meaning having reference to a non-linguistic reality lying behind, so to speak, our use of words. In other words, words themselves are ontologically primary.
For Wittgenstein reality itself consists of individual language games which follow the rules inherent in their use. The meaning of the words used in Bitch, for example, is derived from their use. We know what the words used in Bitch mean in the context of Bitch itself. There is no further context since Bitch constitutes a “form of life.” But what is a form of life?
For Wittgenstein Bitch is a web of language use connected by “family resemblances “which jointly constitute a “form of life.” The rules of language are analogous to the rules of a game hence to say something is analogous to making a “move” in a game. It is to move a counter but in this case it is a linguistic counter and not, for example, a chess piece. In Wittgenstenian terms, I am playing a game now. It’s called the philosophy game but one must never suppose that it is frivolous. All language games, including the philosophy game, are deadly serious.
So there we are. Angry Nerd Aunt need not have a problem. Her intellectual cramps can be dissolved. All that is required of her is to make a move, to transfer her anime/cartoons/manga games onto the plane of Wittgenstein’s language games, onto the plane of his form of life. She must always remember that the game’s the thing.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
The OB probably gets bent out of shape because females wear shorts to school.
I never understood the whole anime thing either. I enjoy a good mango though.