Fuck you Grey Ford pick-up. Fuck you.
Yeah, ok, so we are at the green light and that clear left turn has you at a standstill. One polite beep – Nothing. Two polite beeps – Nothing. On the THIRD fucking beep you decide to take the turn and whilst doing so, stick your hand out the window. Hey, I think, She is gonna give the old , woops sorry, wave. Fucking bitch gives me the finger! Fuck you grey ford pick-up, fuck you.
This article appears in Apr 17-23, 2008.


I don’t mind when people beep behind me when I need to go, because usually my mind has wandered. As long as they’re not assholes about it.One of these days the same situation will occur and this woman will use energy/attention to give someone the finger that she should have put toward checking the lefthand crosswalk, and she’ll mow someone over, and then she won’t feel quite so self-righteous. Maybe.
People that beep at me at lights, intersections, or pulling onto main streets from side streets make me take my time.
I only beep at people who aren’t paying attention. Like the guy ahead of me at the red light, turning right, just sitting there like a dumbass……BEEP BEEP wake the fuck up! If that pisses you off???…well, I guess we’re even because you pissed me off first!