Anne of Green Gables, where art thou for me?
All I want is a pop-flavoured Slurpee.
You have fruity and wacky flavors I know,
but where is the Pepsi or Coke?
Today I found them at a petrol station,
but they were a big rip off because of the carbonation.
Oh cycling team, oh cycling team, where is your store?
I wish I could find you on an eastern shore. —Pepsi Slurpees FTW
This article appears in Jun 14-20, 2012.
A+ bitch, would read again.
A++ for the 7-11 Cycling Team reference.
‘m surprised OB managed to spell out your ode properly… what with those sausage fingers on that ham fist of yours.
I’m surprised you haven’t started a petition for gravy flavoured slurpees yet.
That was mean Zedman..
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ode to an idiot.
i see you came here to bitch,
but instead you got an itch,
slurpies are fine and dandy,
but they have more sugar than candy,
so get the fuck on with your life,
or go cut your throat, with a big sharp knife.
the suckster 2012
thank fuck the week end is coming.
newsflash… people can be mean.
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“‘m surprised OB managed to spell out your ode properly… what with those sausage fingers on that ham fist of yours.”
Pfft because you’re so petite.
You got some sausage digits yo’ self.
PS: pop slushies are SO 1992
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Rearrange the letters of the title and you have ‘Doest our peels’ or ‘Sleep so routed’. That’s what I got from this bitch.
troodon, methinks maybe thou hast too much time on your hands.
I could not agree more with this bitch. I’m from BC and since I moved out here I haven’t found any place near me that sells them. Heard a rumor that some theaters sell them though.
Oh, and I don’t care if they are full of sugar. Yum.
well you won’t find them in new york…
they’re illegal.
beep slurpees…huh huh?
You could get several small ones Zed 😉
i have seen them in a few gas stations