we all see you idling out there, doing fuck all, every god damn day – I ought to stuff a smoked meat sandwich in your tailpipe, you villian —see you tomorrow I’m sure

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  1. How dare you tell Wheels what to do. If he wants to idle his empty bus, his union will back his lazy ass up!!! Right, Wheels? Ya douchebag!!!

  2. TO ALL VILLAINS

    “I ought to stuff a smoked meat sandwich in your tailpipe, you villian (sic).” See you tomorrow I’m sure

    That should teach all villains to go about without their pants.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  3. OP – it’s just Coastie hipsters trying to be funny. Learn to tune it out, like the comic strips, movie reviews and Tim Arse-Biscuit’s pewling diatribes.

  4. Hmmmm – the preceding comment was meant for the pathetic Bitch about knitting caps for kittens. I’d blame the Coast’s mobile site, but I don’t own a cell phone. Looks like it’s ice-flow time for Uncle Vanya. до свидания

  5. Sort of agree with everyone else but… Is this somewhere in downtown Dartmouth, by any chance? And is it a white vehicle that has no business wearing a mercedes hood ornament?

    He’s outside my house almost every day. Idling. Smoking. I think he comes there for a smoke break and that’s his delivery vehicle. But it’s unmarked and we have a little tiny kid on our very little tiny street.

    I hate that guy. I can’t watch him enough..

  6. Yes, because stranger snatching is all the rage. Your kid is more likely be taken by an ex or a family member. Heck, I can’t remember the last time a stranger snatched a kid in Nova Scotia let alone HRM.

  7. Bro Tim. Yes. You are right. They are MORE LIKELY to be snatched by family or friends.

    That doesn’t mean people should be all blase and chill about some weirdo hanging out in front of their house or kids’ school.

  8. Who said anything about being blase? As for approaching, was it really approaching or something else. As it was only a couple of reports, it may have been nothing and just active imaginations. I also remember the police invested an incident and found it was nothing. Which brings me back to the point, when was the last time a child has been snatched by a stranger in Nova Scotia.

  9. ahhh geeze bro tim, just once is too many.

    successful little kid abductions are rare here, but when they do happen they are horrific.

    think of THOUSANDS of men who are glued to child pornography. little kids. those men are one small step away from grabbing a 3 year old and making all their filthy fantasies come true. that’s what goes through parents minds. the horrific numbers of men who are lusting after their little kids.

  10. My point, if you haven’t got it already is, you can drive yourself nuts thinking there is a boogeyman in every corner. Telling your kids not going with strangers is a good thing but telling your kids everyone is out to get them is foolishness.

    GDM, think if the billions of men who love children and care for them, teach them, nurture them, etc.

    Again the chances of your kid being kidnapped by a molester is very slim. You have more chance of winning the lottery. People, stop fearmongering.

  11. well, tim, there appears to be a boogeyman on every second corner.

    they may not be ‘brave enough’ to kidnap (yet) but they molest, “interfere with” is the old fashioned term.

    some stats say approx 1/3 of girls are sexually molested before they reach 18. 1/4 of boys. statscan 2008 shows between 250-300 girls UNDER age 11 are sexually assaulted per 100,000 population of that age group. these are the ones REPORTED to the police. i think its not unreasonable to suppose that number should be at least 4 times as high, unreported. and the disturbing bar for ‘under one years of age’ indicates these are not kids with ‘active imaginations’.
    http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/85f0033m/2010…

    tim, these men are real. they exist and they are getting away with it.

  12. GDM, two separate issues. In virtually all of those cases the perpetrator is known to the victim, not strangers. Parents have far more to fear from those they know than strangers.

  13. “… its not unreasonable to suppose that…”
    Jesus, you sound like a republican.
    Just make up any fudge-factor you want and spew it out for all to see.
    Not to mention that even if your crazy math IS accurate, that still only equates to 1% of the population. Coincidentally… the top 1%, who are “nearly” (my own fudge-factor, btw) all male also are the main contributors to charity… so there’s that.
    They have to… keeps the taxes low.

    Jesus, now I sound like a Republican….
    See what happens? You say crazy things and it makes others sound crazy too.

    In the words of the great Mr. Simmons…. “DAMN”

    Is there a Fritzl among us? maybe…
    I’d be more worried about the Lanza’s and Holmes though.

  14. hey zed, it’s not ‘my’ crazy math, it’s statscan report. and it’s per 100,000 of THAT age group, not the general population

    and why oh why do so many decent men get so fucking defensive about discussions about pedophiles? stop it! it’s upsetting but it’s not ‘the male condition’ for fucks sake. it’s sickos. it’s not my brother, or my dad, or my sons, or my daughter’s boyfriend, its not the old guy across the street, it’s not my grade 6 teacher, or the guys i work with or my ex husbands.
    and if you are getting all abraded in your sensitive parts because some women at some time point fingers and scream ‘all men are rapists’ huh?? so???? some guys going thru divorces scream about all women being money grubbing vampires. what’s that got to do with me? nada. i don’t base my opinion of myself on what some group hollers at me or my sex in general, or my age group, or my ethnic group, or my political affiliation.

    and your ‘math’ is nuts. if 1% of the population is pedophiles and 1% of the population is rich white men who contribute to charity, what makes you think they are related? or relevant? there are lots of ‘1%’ groups of the population. so? you said it – you sound crazy. which you are, but you ain’t stupid.

  15. We really do not get a sense of whether or not OP knows this person. A person hanging around parked with their car idling is supicious. How many fellow bitchers do that day to day?
    OP may know this person, knows they’re a stalker harrassing their ex for example. This person could be casing a place to break in. I’m not a paranoid person by any stretch but that is odd. Might be worth a call to the police.

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