…right lane is for driving, left lane is for passing. It’s not rocket science: drive in the right hand lane, pass in the left. If they are tailgating you in the right hand lane, give them the finger, they are assholes. If they are tailgating you in the left lane, move over, let them pass and then give yourself the finger because you’re the asshole. -Just Trying To Get Work
This article appears in May 1-7, 2014.
I love driving the speed limit in the left lane, holding up the speeders. So. much. fun.
op, I have no problem with you speeding as long as you PROMISE (cross your heart and hope to die) that you won’t take anyone else with you when you crash. and no flowerbeds either. you can crash into metal poles if you like though.
and no surviving either. that involves medical costs. you have to die.
To that end VM, i also drive the speed limit in the left lane on the 102. From just before exit 0, where the speed limit starts to drop, and onto Bayers. On Joe Howe too, that’s another good one to drive the limit on.
What lane should I be in to turn left onto Cowie Hill or Osborne St, asshole?
Exactly.
Even though the limit is 80km/h it is not a ‘highway’ so your bullshit ‘rules of the road’ do not apply. Go suck an exhaust pipe.
Northwest Arm goes to Sprytown, need we say anything further?
Fairview, too. How many people we gonna be assholes to before we get back into a good ‘hood?
Let’s make racist remarks about the ‘foreigners’ living in Langrbrae area/Clayton Park area. Bases covered. Check.
RSVP
:Victoria Meaty (05/01, 2.52PM)
Your bicycle has to be one of a kind to maintain 80 or 100 kms on a highway to hold up motorists, LOL.
And don’t forget, the sophs and richies that live on Purcells Cove Road and “Ravenscraig” travel the NWAD to get home after feeding the box stores out at Bayers lake.
I love dipshits like you, Cranky and Meaty. Your BASIC lack of understanding of BASIC road safety is EXACTLY why so many idiots get in accidents here. I quote from the Highway Traffic Act; “highway” means any place or way, including any structure forming part thereof, which or any part of which the public is ordinarily entitled or permitted to use for the passage of vehicles, with or without fee or charge therefor, and includes all the space between the boundary lines thereof; but does not include any area designed or intended, and primarily used, for the parking of vehicles and the necessary passageways thereon; Now, I can quote the NS Drivers’ Handbook which also states that “merely driving the speed limit while in the left lane does not give the right to “camp” in the left lane, it forces faster moving traffic to pass in a dangerous manner in the right lane” YOU are not the police. YOU are not the vigilante do-gooder to decide how others drive. In fact, by YOUR actions you are making it even MORE dangerous than just letting the speeding assholes pass you un-hindered. Lastly, i could point to ticketable offenses…impeding the safe flow of traffic…ticketable. amongst other offenses subject to fines and other penalties associated with it, should a police officer witness this sort of behaviour. FUCKED IN THE HEAD are the drivers who behave like this and have no business being on the road.
Well, I can’t speak for Cranky, but I love you too Cuja12! And better, I love driving the speed limit in the left lane, holding you up. So. much. fun.
Oh Klyde! I do drive a car once in awhile – rentals. But if I could hold up Cuja12 on my bike, I’d be the first in line! You know me.. always stirring the pot (if I’m not smoking it…)…
And to all you who feel similarly to Cuja12, remember this:
>When I am on my bike, I have the right-of-way.
>When I am on foot, I have the right-of-way.
>When I am driving, I have the right-of-way.
Please learn and always remember this important lesson.
It also mentions that if you are turning left you can be in the left lane assholing along….
The “handbook” is not the Motor Vehcile Act, though, so while your quotes are accurate, when you veer off into “police” or “ticketable offence” land you are off your nut.
RSVP
:Victoria Meaty (05/02, 1.52PM)
Now I get it, you have one of those bikes with the small engines in it, they zoom right along. Saw one the other day and I’m sure he had a turbo on it as his speed was quite fast.
Tomorrow is Klyde’s ride as my 100 horse chariot rockets my carcass around the province. I’ll ignite the afterburners in my head with pot fuel and Timmies, then crank up the music in my helmet to heavy metal cRap, I’ll think of you stirring the pot.
Some chump was in the left lane the other day driving the speed limit. I was in the right lane a little further back driving the speed limit. Felt pretty bad for the guy stuck behind him with no where to go. Life is short, move the fuck over speed limit goer!