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AN ILLITERATE POST

Can’t you paraphrase the content of the article in your own words? Do you have no language in which to do so and – horrors of horrors – then give something resembling an intelligent commentary? Are you illiterate?

I predict that shortly “Bitch” will consist simply of the exchange of old newspaper attachments and cartoons drawn from commercial sites. That will be all. There will be no more people. Only attachments and cartoons.

A pleasure as always.

Cheerio!

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: Pretty ‘MONSTERCOCK5000’ Kitty (11/02, 11:21PM)

You’re right Monstercock 5000 – I love that name – it is serious. As you have noted, I wasn’t pleasured as always. However, I also note that you were up late at night. The obvious question is, “What were you doing?” Does the answer involve some use of the word “pleasure”? Could you describe it for us? Could you do it now?

A pleasure as always.

Cheerio!

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: Stephen Harper (11/03, 3:42PM)

Stephen, when I said Monstercock 5000 was “up late last night” I was referring to her, not me. At 11:21pm I’m just getting started. No, I think she couldn’t sleep. She was dreaming about her real-life Monstercock 5000, that large dildo she keeps in her closet for special occasions like last night. It was a Saturday night and she needed solace.

She got up out of bed and went to the closet door. She opened it. There is was, her Monstercock 5000, hanging on the wall. She retrieved it and returned to bed. She lay back with her legs fully apart. Taking the Monstercock 5000 in both hands, she positioned it carefully on her magnificent labia. She set the automatic vibrator dial to “light flutter.” Then she inserted it slightly between those slick magnificent labia. It started to flutter lightly. Her pleasure was immediate, but she knew that these things shouldn’t be rushed.

She re-set the automatic vibrator to “moderate cunnilingus.” The Monstercock 500 model was the top-of-the-line. A little tongue appeared at the end and started moderate cunnilingus. Her breathing became heavier. She began to arch her back. She reached down and re-set for “full heavy cunnilingus.”

Her hips began to undulate. She inserted Monstercock 5000 fully into her by now well-lubricated vagina which began to spasm. She knew that she was going to come soon. She re-set Monstercock 5000 to high-speed, full heavy cunnilingus. She started to groan with pleasure. She hit the “come” button on the Monstercock 5000. It came with a full fluid rush and she came at the same time with a screaming orgasm.

She sank back on the bed. She needed solace and, once again, her Monstercock 5000 came through.

A pleasure as always.

Cheerio!