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To the two privileged, middle-aged white, missionary men who decided it was appropriate to furiously honk and motion at an early-twenty-year-old on her way home in a creepy (yet expensive) van, while shortly afterwards chasing her on foot up the street: Congratulations, you managed to give someone with social anxiety more reason to be wary of pseudo-Christian, hetero-male-dominated public spaces. My only regret is letting my fear get in the way of expressing my utmost detest for your bigotry, shameful recruitment tactics and overall human shittiness. Next time, I’ll be ready. —Queer Non-Believer
This article appears in Oct 20-26, 2016.
Try calling the police. You probably have a cell phone, so use it. If you don’t then use a payphone, it’s free to call 911 on them. The issue will not be fixed if you don’t contact the authorities, other wise it’s your fault for not contacting them.
Such poor grammar:
Were you in the creepy yet expensive van or were they?
Were they on foot or in a van?
Are the spaces pseudo-christian or do you mean to refer to the men?
Why do you not believe in queers?
That aside, get over it.
A similar thing happened to me once. Myself and 2 other Paladins were leading a party of elves through the Fire Tunnels of Sucarss. We had just slain a cohort of Orcs in close combat when the Dungeon Master rolled a 17 and made our Wizard turn me into a newt.
But, the 80’s were a more innocent time.
How did you know they were missionaries? Were 4 ft. crucifixes hanging off their necks? Did they scream verses from Leviticus? Were they pitching bibles at her in an effort to knock her down? Smells like a big fat bogus bitch to me. There will be no next time and, if there is, you’ll bolt in the other direction, run home & write a bitch about it.
Early 20’s. Might as well face it. Warren Jeffs is just not that into you.
Hahaha! Stare rape!
Is it the mission of the SJW bitcher to compete with each other for the longest run on sentences? I read this shit and I have one thought come to my head. The pelican in Finding Nemo screaming at the Seagulls ” WIIIIILLL YOU SHUUUUUT UUUUP!!” MINE!!