I’m so fed up with how fat the pigeons in this city are getting. Don’t tell me it’s genetics. I see what you eat! Get on a treadmill or at least put on some clothes that will cover you and don’t expect me to give you a french fry I bought with MY money that I WORK for. Maybe instead of standing around on the sidewalk bobbing your heads and cooing like idiots you could try getting a job!
—Concerned citizen
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
I hate the pigeons that are constantly asking me for bus money. I mean, you’ve got wings, use them you useless bunch of beaked bastards!
I think this post is brillant.
And what’s with shitting everywhere they please? So rude and completely unfair! How come pigeons can poop wherever they want in public but I can’t? How would you like it if I took a poop on your head when you were just minding your own business?
Don’t forget about the “deal” we have with the pigeons.
Pigeons don’t bob their heads.
Google it.
To an earlier Bitch: why don’t they assimilate, I bet they have a hidden agenda, sneaky feathered fuckers cooing in a language I can’t understand, laughing because they know I’m going to cave and give them a french fry (with malt vinegar).
long live pigeon hate.
I call them ‘bum chickens’….
perfect meat for those on a tight budget.
Feed them dry rice!
I think they are cute, you know, the non-metaphorical ones…
sebastardian… that’s just cruel.
I’m sure you love it when you’re poisoned…
They always snuggle with each other under the heater thing at the Scotia Square bus stop… how is that not adorable???
don’t like fat birds,then don’t fucking feed them.simple as that.but they puff up their feathers to keep them warm too.
jon they would fly if they could, but they’re overloaded. I put all the blame squarely on Bud The Spud and his clonies.
This bitch is racist against pigeons. Not very nice!
yeah you aviist prick.
This bitch ranks right up there with the sock puppets bitch from last year!!
Awesome!!
I hate when they fornicate in public…exhibitionist pervs!
I mean, you’re sitting there eating your lunch along with everyone else, watching the excited little girl feed the pigeons, and then one bird hops on a another causing everyone to suddenly take great interest in their shoes. Even if there isn’t a battle as the female tries to shake the male off, just one bird atop of another causes the little girl to inevitably yell over to her mother, “What are they doing?” As everyone avoids each others’ eyes, hopefully the mother makes up a lie.
Oh, and their Tim’s addiction…the crime rate has risen due to their need to get their ‘fix’. Singularly or in gangs, they will use assault, theft and intimidation to acquire the contents of Tim bags.
lol…..yeah those pigeons