For the guys in my class who go on and on AND ON about they’re package while I’m trying to work: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I don’t give a shit how big your dick is. Yes it’s big, I bet you’re really proud, but you don’t have to keep saying it over and over again. I heard you the first time. I maybe you should be telling your girlfriend this bullshit instead of me, oh wait, you don’t have one.
This article appears in Apr 24-30, 2008.
He thinks he’s flirting with you.
haahhaha, I had to call a guy at work last week, going on about “busting Magnums”, thats as cliche as “it so hard to find good help these days”any guy going on and on about his dick is lying, no doubt
I say haul ’em out and have a sword fight to the finish.
Wow, guys actually do that? That’s really pathetic!
What you do is this: Hold your hands 8 inches apart and tell them THIS is a “cock”….then 5 inches apart, and say:”THIS is a “dick”.Then hold them 2 inches apart, and say “Unfortunatly, THIS is what YOU have, and it’s called a “penis”.Then repeat the hand gesture quickly…. and simply say :cock, dick, penis. GOT IT???