This article appears in Nov 27 – Dec 3, 2008.
Need it good, badly!
I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years back in July 2006. I havent had sex since ’bout that time, i know its crazy but its true! I met this guy and we went on a few dates. He gave me flowers, he paid for my drinks and he drove me home everytime. I was t
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I’d suggest taking charge of your own orgasms with a turbo-charged dildo. Unfortunately, it doesn’t take out the garbage but it doesn’t snore and drool either.
Why do so many broads bitch about the guy being bad? It’s like a guy is like a fleshy dildo that is supposed to perform everytime at some chicks whim. Take control of your own sexual performance and make it something memorable. Nothing worse than a frigid, selfish chick that just lies there, bringing nothing to the bed, except her smug neediness. Look, you have had one sexual partner over the last SEVEN years!!! What in the world do you expect? YOU, lady, YOU are also terrible at making sex, not just him.That’s probably been your problem for a while though: its everyone else’s fault.
Wow, Shadow… you sound like a really good catch! Do explain to me how you were able to keep a man for 5 fucking years! He must have had low self esteem.
I think he did 5 sets of cock pushups per night. High standards.
Yeah…it sounds like the guy is better off without you, honestly. Sometimes dicks fall out of vaginas, it’s not the end of the world. Sex is often sucky the first time, until you get to know each other sexually…especially if neither of you have had sex for a while. I notice the sex sounds like it was all up to him or something, no mention of your own level of effort. It doesn’t even sound like you liked him; it sounds like he liked you and you were just like “COMON LET’S GET TO THE SEX, MEAT SNAKE.”
Hehe, meat snake.
Give us more to work with here. If he fell out of you 3 times during 5 hours of fucking, whats the big deal? Hey it happens. Happens to me as a matter of fact, either my lady will reach down and guide me back or I will, don’t really keep track because we’re too busy fucking, dig?Anyway, it sounds like you need a good fucking from this guy: http://www.thecoast.ca/Elist-1732.112113-7743.113118-p17557.112113_WHADDAT.html
@ cranky….LOLOL….AWESOME!
So, it’s OBVIOUS OP was using this guy for sex so WHY did she wait 5 dates? She should’ve just took the initiative and fucked him on the first date. OP ADMITS this guy is a nice guy, and you know what? If he is really a nice guy, you don’t deserve him if that’s your reaction. You both haven’t had sex in a while — and it was FIRST TIME SEX together, of COURSE it’s not going to be mind blowing. BTW: even during the most mind blowing sex, penises DO sometimes fall out. GG.
Ahahahah @ cranky you guys are funny
So hire a prostitute already. It seems like that’s all you’re looking for.
i have to agree with the majority of the post here shadow…you dont seem like a great catch yourself. and his dick falling out…big deal. not as if it cant go back in again in like 2 seconds. you seem like a self absorbed individual who feels that everything need come to her. if you just wanted to fuck him and thats all….your intentions could have been easily shown on the first date. complaining that there may actually be some old fashioned men out there that dont treat you like a whore sounds retarded. sex is a two way street. we as men arent 100% responsible for “bad” sex. i echo what TTFN had said…take responsibility for your own enjoyment because truthfully sex is always at least decent for us men imo.
I think it’s mean of you to take your shit out on that nice, sweet guy here, OP. It sounds like you’re projecting, saying he was bad in bed to compensate for not taking it up a notch yourself. Bad sex takes two people, and you don’t need a nice guy to have sex if all you care about is that they know how to fuck, in your own words. poop: regarding cock push-ups, I thought one was all you need?
Whore! Go to the dome and get your fuck-on with one of those creatures!