This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
My wallet
To whoever found my wallet in Stage Nine on the 18th of February, I hope you enjoyed your free lunch compliments of me, with any luck you choked to death on it and are burning in hell right at this moment for being a horrible person. Maybe if you had an
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So you were drunk, you lost your wallet, and now your crying about it? Nice. Next time maybe you should bring your mom along to hold on to your wallet for you while you order drinks. Or better yet, get her to knit you a wallet chain so she doesn’t have to see you embarrass yourself by hitting on women that are her age, yah thats right I saw you. Oh and BTW, thanks for the lunch.
first you say ‘found’ then ‘stole’, reality; YOU lost your wallet, you say ‘choke to death and burn in hell and horribe person’, it seems to me that you might be a horrible person, you fucked up and you’re taking it out on someone else, perhaps you should be pissed off at yourself and ask why did this happen to me?, you are far too dramatic, i’d sympathize with you, having lost my stuff b4 but your such an ass i can’t, your attitude leads me to believe it was probably karma getting you back, be more careful with your next wallet and don’t be such a fucking jerk if you fuck up and lose it tooto mr. fullbelly, if you are telling the truth and you have the wallet don’t be a fuckhead, return the shit to the bar or cops
you know, if you removed “wallet” from the situation (which it is) that would make you… an angry loser.
hehe, i thought the signature was funny too, ‘angry wallet loser’watch out there’s wallet on the loose, he’s a loser who was picked one too man times and now he’s angry, hehehe