drunk students bother me…especially the kind the swing from the no parking side beside my house at 3 am waking me and tearing up my lawn.i also have a distaste for the ones that believe they can just kick open my gate.like it was some unacceptable obstacle in your rightous path…then…to cross into my yard and steal property from me…you know the goods…the orange plastic adirondack chair….the chair that belongs to a 4 and 6 year old.if the chir comes back great…i don’t give a shit about the chair….what i care about is the fact that 2 children and two adults are feeling violated.3 are scared.one is very fucking angry.don’t let my desire to kick your teeth in get in the way of returning the chair…my family would like to feel safe again…but you should do it when i’m not looking…the same spineless way you took it….
—billy
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.
Anyone who types like you do deserves everything that happens to them.
Isn’t it summer holidays?
Would it have killed you to spell “sign” right so I wouldn’t have had to spend 20 seconds of my precious time squinting at the sentence trying to understand? You may have lost a chair, but I lost part of my LIFE.
Well done, MR and mini. New Rule: As soon as you prove yourself to have the writing skills of a 5th grader, you are not allowed to complain about your shitty life.
You four are assholes. This person gets their privacy violated and their property stolen and all you have to contribute is to bash their spelling, grammar and sentence structure. I hope someone violates all of you in the same way and steals your property or worse, you bunch of worthless shit sacks.
OP: I hope you catch these fuckers and inflict some serious harm on them. They deserve it.
The real tragedy here is that they have kids. “Daddy can you help me with my homework?” “No son. I dropped out in grade 2.”
“Anyone who types like you do deserves everything that happens to them.”
Wow, that’s some harsh fucking penalty for bad grammar and typing skills. Hope you’re not in any position of power, mini337’s, because “anyone who spews shit like you deserves a kick in the fucking teeth.”
You need a big honking sensor light with enough wattage to temporarily blind the fuckers. Then again, they might start tap dancing.
I agree with never wrong. Only professional righters * 😉 * should be called out on grammar spelling mistakes. a few spelling / grammar error shouldn’t detract from the OP’s main point. It was perfectly understandable.
Ease the fuck up people, its a bitch blog not the New Yorker.
I still think it’s summer holidays, the drunk arseholes should be back in Toronto or Oakville or whatever.
I empathize with the OP’s misfortunes, but if I’m taking the time to read someone’s bitch, they can damn well take the time to make it readable. I probably would have given this one a pass if it wasn’t for my suspicion it was written by “LIFE SUCKS.”
God damn these righteous teenagers….kicking chairs…upsetting neighbors…smokin’ weed….they all oughta suck a ‘nanner…
Hey, Dino, add three chords to them words and you’ve got yourself a country song.
Watch out Taylor Swift, Dino’s got herself a chorus, and can carry a mean-ass tune. TTFN — I’m enlisting you for harmonica and Mole Rat for banjo.
I hear you OP. A good chunk of Halifax for most of the year is drunk obnoxious students who don’t know how to tip. A lot of them aren’t even from here so they don’t give a rats ass about your property or security. I feel sorry for anyone who’s got a place between the universities and the bars.
Just a thought – did you know that while you could go to jail if you shoot someone who breaks and enters, you won’t go to jail if your dog tears the very same jackass to pieces.
LOL! You can always tell who the people are, who would never ever say boo to you in public. They tend to jump the hardest over the teeniest spelling, grammar or syntax error. They tend not to leap out of their chairs, race across the floor of a restaurant, bar, or public place to correct someone’s grammar, clothing, or social stereotype. Typically it would lead to a hospital visit, so they tend to avoid such behavior…however, in cyberspace you are assumed safe ;~)
And I do sympathize with the OP. I have seen first hand the damage caused by the few who always watch Animal house one too many times. Stealing is not a prank. It is taking something that is not yours. Being shitfaced is not an excuse either, however, it does numb the pain of the ass kicking you inevitably will incur, once you get caught by an irate property owner. An no, they don’t give a rats ass about an assault charge. Since you were drunk and trespassing, the charge against the property owner will just go away..”fell down the stairs.”
hey Dino can I join? I have a little brown jug and a wash board I can play.
Dino, it’s hoedown time. Let’s show these fellers what we got.
Flyingbrick, people here rarely point out bitchers’ typing errors unless it’s so atrocious it becomes of greater interest than the actual bitch. Show me a bitch with “the teeniest” errors and I’ll show you no one jumping on it. Way to overreact.
Here’s my offering of a country verse:
Welllll, I bought a pound of sausages
And laid them on some shelves
So help me Jumping Jesus
They walked away themselves.
Alright, so I’m no Carrie Underwear.
By the way, I actually do play blues harp – a left over reminent of my misspent youth.
Lolll…Carrie Underwear, good one.
Welllll, I woke up one frisky morning
And what do I find in my asshole
Those goddamn sausages
Vyin’ with my turds…
Ok, maybe I took that too far.