Every day I see you get on the 52 to Burnside at the bridge terminal. As soon as you sit down, you fall asleep. You’re a huge man. A Goliath looking man. I wonder though, do you have sleep apnea or something? I wouldn’t be surprised by your size, and the fact that you sleep as soon as you sit down on the bus. Sometimes you even snore. The best was one morning when the bus made a somewhat sharp turn and you fell right out of your seat and almost face first into the lap of a man sitting across from you. Seriously though, sleep apnea? Look into it. —Fellow Commuter

This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.

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  1. Seriously, you’re bitching about some random guy sleeping on the bus? The only thing that would make this a valid bitch would be if he fell asleep on you and drooled or something along those lines…

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  2. OP’s just mad they gotta take the 52 and is taking it out on this poor sob. I’d be pissed off too if I had to take the 52 on a daily basis. heh.

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  3. I’m with tee on this one.

    Really Op? Why not pay attention to yourself, this really doesn’t affect you in any way.

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  7. This isn’t a valid bitch, or even a bitch.
    You are merely pointing out the existance of a person and his behavious, which in no way affects you.

    Move along. Nothing to see here.

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  11. God FORBID someone be tired on a bus! People fall asleep on my busses all the time and I don’t give two shits.

    I’m guessing that you’re just bitching because this dude is fat and if it was a thin person falling asleep you wouldn’t’ve thought twice.

    And whether or not this guy has sleep apnea is none of your business. Not ALL fat people have sleep apnea, ffs.

    I feel bad for the poor sucker this bitch is about — especially falling off the seat. 🙁

    Have a little compassion, OP.

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  14. I can’t sleep without people grabbing my junk.

    I often have to clutch my bag very tightly to ensure…..

    Never mind.

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  15. OB, next time this guy falls asleep, slap him in the head, tell him to wake up, and demand that he explains hmself.

    Not going to happen, is it?

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  17. Hey Gang, long long time no bitch!

    What’s up with the weirdo repeat posting the garbage about the coast supporting evil? Dude has a serious hate for NGF….lol did NGF play poke the bear with that nutter?

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  19. Yeah I keep seeing those odd posts…under a bunch of different accounts, seems kind of lame and a lot of effort for something on the interwebz.

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  20. =====I can’t sleep without people grabbing my junk.=====

    Fred Sanford, that you?

    I’m coming Elizabeth! Hold on, I’m coming!
    All over you.
    Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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  21. Hay, I’ll admit: the more matt luthor talks about himself the friskier I get.

    heh heh.

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  22. Hiya, DER, welcome back to the fold! Just don’t trip over that pile of troll bones over yonder.

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  23. Mwahahahah TTFN have you been taking out the trash while I was away? Nothing better than a nice pile of troll bones, it really spruces up the place! 😉

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  25. Actually I would say it is my right to ALLUDE to any ridiculous claim I feel like in the pursuit of humor.

    You; of course are proving nothing by continuing your tantrum with repeat copy/paste emails under various accounts, much like a petulant 5 year old who didn’t get his way…well I guess you ARE proving something then, aren’t you? LMAO

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  26. ====Hi DER =====

    It’s so cute when it tried to pander and make contact.
    “Oh! A new person. I can start over with them and see if they will talk to me!”

    =====That is the primary activity here. It seems to give them perverse pleasure.=====

    I thought digging up the bodies of dead babies and having blood orgies on the bones gave them perverse plaeasure.

    Nice to meet cha Der. The troll was here last year when I joined the board. It keeps getting whacked because it posts off topic and spam(be sure to make those choices when you report it to the MOD, Bird). It has stated it’s purpose is to disrupt the board, though it operates under this false banner of Moral Highground.
    It’s just a lonely troll.
    Try not to feed it too much. It’s fat enough as it is.
    Welcome back, Der!!

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  28. Mwahahaha Wheelie, it’s clear that “Troll with many accounts” hasn’t understood the maxxim “if you can’t beat’em, join’em”

    Come to the darkside young “Troll with many accounts” you know you waaaant to…come wallow in this durrrty gutter with the rest of humanity!

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  30. OMG DER? you’ve put yourself in his sights. Oh whatever will you do? Oh you don’t care. Me either. LOL.

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  32. and i thought my easter egg tree was a cool idea. look at the size of the one i have in my avatar now.

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  35. Nice one Lifer. Gotta hand it to them Germans. Nobody who would decorate a tree with 8000 Easter Eggs could ever be evil. >; )

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  36. Oldstewie is OldHandJob/Trolly. His attempts at convo failed, so he’s going on the offensive.
    I hate when his new IDs get deleted before I can “friend” them through their profile page.

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  37. So now he’s trying to spread viruses, which IS a criminal offence:

    430. (1) Every one commits mischief who wilfully

    (a) destroys or damages property;

    (b) renders property dangerous, useless, inoperative or ineffective;

    (c) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with the lawful use, enjoyment or operation of property; or

    (d) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with any person in the lawful use, enjoyment or operation of property.

    Mischief in relation to data

    (1.1) Every one commits mischief who wilfully

    (a) destroys or alters data;

    (b) renders data meaningless, useless or ineffective;

    (c) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with the lawful use of data; or

    (d) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with any person in the lawful use of data or denies access to data to any person who is entitled to access thereto.

    Punishment

    (2) Every one who commits mischief that causes actual danger to life is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.

    Punishment

    (3) Every one who commits mischief in relation to property that is a testamentary instrument or the value of which exceeds five thousand dollars

    (a) is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years; or

    (b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

    Idem

    (4) Every one who commits mischief in relation to property, other than property described in subsection (3),

    (a) is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years; or

    (b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

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  38. I just got off the phone with authorities. Oldhand, you’re going down, motherfucker. You’re going DOWN!

    And, no, not on another human. You’re just going down period. I also talked to Jessi Slaughter’s father and got his back-tracing people on my side too.

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  42. Oldhand, you dick-wipe. If I find a virus,you can bet your sorry ass that I’ll be filing a complaint.

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  44. Anyone remember a few days ago, Trolly said he wouldn’t click on a LolCat link because it could be malware?
    I think he saw a lightbulb over his pointy head…

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  45. Remember Grimey when I asked NGF to insult me? Well, he did, and my response? There was none, and noone be hating the Hobo! THAT is how you handle NGF Grimey.

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  47. OP….that was funny. Fat people who fall asleep on the bus. Start putting pieces of food on his lap and see if he wakes up. Silly fat people.

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  50. Ooooh what if Sebastard’s like, actually the asshole troll and his whole MO is to get us to like him. I mean, he’s been gone since the troll came around… and it’d be interesting to see if the troll’s still trollin’ now that seb’s back.

    Seriously though, Sebastard: come to the next summit. We’ll even let you pick us bus-goers up in your super cool ’92 suburban!

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  53. I have no idea when the next summit’ll be. I’m booked for the next three sundays (wedding shower and massive hangovers from bachelorette parties :P)… no wait, 4 sundays…. got that wedding in wolfvegas… so unless y’all want to have a summit in Wolfville, no summit before last week in May :(. Though, Zed can give y’alls a drive to ‘vegas and we can eat potato skins! LOLZ.

    WHATDOYASAY, Z3?

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  55. haha alright painy. I know how to get to most of the summit-ers outside the board so discussion will be held there.

    Though, i kinda do want some input on my Wolfville idea! LOLZ

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  56. sure… we can drive an hour out of the way for potatoes… they don’t have THOSE here….
    just let me take out a loan for gas.

    If I’m going, it’s going to need to have another brunch buffet…
    that was excellent.

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  57. Hay now, YOU’RE the one who’s always drooling over those damn scott skins, and I was merely making a suggestion based upon the fact that I’m not available for a summit until after the third weekend in may but if people want a summit really badly they can join me in ‘vegas on the 22nd. Sheesh!

    And yes, I agree with breakfast buffet. I could’ve eating 61 more of those sausages.

    But, i SUPPOSE y’all COULD have a summit without me 🙁 *sniff*

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  58. I wouldn’t even think of the idea, PK. It just wouldn’t be the same without our Official Summit Organizer.

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  61. Buying groceries and working on my 1/240 scale H.M.S. Campbelltown. Other than that I’m as flexible as Gumby in a microwave.

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  64. Ivan — get a hold of Painey — I sent her an email.

    TTFN: check the email address you sent to me!

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