Snooki. Christmas music. Surprises. Mini vans. Basic bitches. People who say “I seen” instead of “I saw.” When a certain coffee chain increases their prices. Ugly hotels. People who hurt animals. People who complain they have no money. The accent of a Cape Bretoner. The sugar content in muffins from coffee chains. People from highschool that follow me on Twitter. The price of milk in NS. When bad things happen to good people. When good things happen to bad people. Girls who can’t walk in heels. Cigarette smoke. Out of stock items online. People who don’t pronounce their g’s. People who use “you’re” and “your” incorrectly. Southern Ontario. Cheap water. When corn flakes taste like chemicals. When 1:30 pm rolls around and the mail still hasn’t arrived. Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton’s wedding dress. Mean Girls II. Ignorant people who pay to have two horses chauffer them around all day. The fact that Heath Ledger is dead. When my eyeshadow gets into my contacts and I can’t see for the rest of the day. When teenagers lie to their parents and treat their families like shit. People who don’t understand high-fashion. Air Canada. The weather in Halifax. When you know your massage is about to end. People who stop their cars to let you cross the street when you’re just trying to beat them. Casey Anthony. Spelling mistakes. Insomnia. —xoxo gossip bitch
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.
Kate Middleton is awesome, I don’t agree with your bitch. And her dress melts me.
Oh. It’s you again.
it was only funny once.
That’s how jokes work.
I disagree. The more information the unsub provides us; the better chance the team has
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/136…
of working up an accurate profile.
BASIC BITCHES!!!!! LOL!!! YES!!!
i agree commander, hate is a strong word. hope they’re not a killing, stabbing hobo
It wasn’t even funny then iso-k.
Things I hate: the tragic and sudden loss of a family member and the knowledge that the person’s young children now have to grow up without their beloved parent, that the person who decided to play ‘highway chicken’ with someone I love walked away without a scratch while my ‘love’ lives the rest of their life with paralysis and brain damage, the way our gov’t chews up, spits out and leaves to die its veterans especially when they are beloved family members, rapists, starving and dying masses around the globe while living in a priviledged part of the world where obesity and consumerism is rampant, the global greed for dependance on fossil fuels that will be the downfall of life on earth (shameful human legacy), tyranny, and the unfairness of life…the list goes on and on. Oh, and people who post bitches about trivial BS in The Coast.
But they LOVE making lists, and probably checking them twice. Oh-oh, almost that time of year again. Perhaps it is Santa, finally in list overload.
I think I have it narrowed down…
though it would have been easier if they had included “rules” in their list…
http://www.ns.dailybusinessbuzz.ca/media/p…
Snookie and Casey Anthony I can understand. Why you gotta be hatin’ on Kate Middleton?
because there’s no way someone that hot is ‘into’ a balding uggo …
without ulterior motives… (ala I’ll be FUCKING QUEEN!!!!)
http://www.baldcelebrity.com/wp-content/up…
Nudity laws.
It was good the first time, but you had ‘fresh’ going for you then. Next.
Basic ass ho’s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY… how could you OP with the Christmas carols, *sigh* Jesus couldn’t queef a sweater melody if he tried.
… and Snooki … no, nope.
… sweater … … sweeter* … I give up.
Ughhghghghghghhghghghghgh
see.. all that watching snooki has the same effect as heavily drinking for a couple years…
drinking mouthwash at that….
you won’t see those braincells again.
Donksturbia – I KNOW you didn’t just dis my Jesus Sweater
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/309105…
definitely homemade
Lol, oh Ivan that sweater must have you knee deep in clunge when Christmas rolls around. No doubt.
There is nothing wrong with the weather in Halifax.
Donkaloo, it’s impossible to NOT pull when I’m wearing the Jesus Jumper. Unfortunately they all tend to look like this:
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwy…
No, it’s not me again. I don’t know who in the fuck it is, but what a lame way to post your own bitch.
p.s. If any of you would have gone back to read my bitch the next day (which I know you don’t do), you would have seen my reply to your many comments.
And thx paingirl. 🙂
OB, get a fucking job. “When 1:30 pm rolls around and the mail still hasn’t arrived.” Most career people are in the office, not at home waiting for the mail to arrive.
i read stuff bwn^^uncle vanya…those are a creepy flock of crazies, horror movie characters. DISCLAIMER: i feel this way about all religions
“When corn flakes taste like chemicals”?
When anything tastes like chemicals. I agree with Casey Anthony though I would add her lawyer to that list.
The first one gave me a crush. Now I am officially in love with you.
MARRY ME?!
“People who don’t understand high-fashion”
….. Giiiiirl
Horror movie is right,Painey. – “Bridesmaids of the Corn”
yea ..well southern ON hates your ass too
@Sebastian “OB, get a fucking job. “When 1:30 pm rolls around and the mail still hasn’t arrived.” Most career people are in the office, not at home waiting for the mail to arrive.” Uhh Not everyone works 9-5 in an office?
Sebastabitch is a literal-minded dullard of little, to no, imagination. He is, in fact, currently pursuing a lawsuit against the management of Bistro LeCoq ,for false advertising.