There is a nice playground on Chebucto across from some sketchy housing. There were two old condoms in the gravel in the middle of the playground this evening. They looked like they’d been there a very long time. We were just there for a few minutes and I had my hands full with a two-year-old but I don’t know why someone working at the school wouldn’t have had them picked up by now. Also, if you’re having sex on children’s playground equipment don’t leave your condoms there. Please. Also, I have no idea what school it is or I would have emailed them directly. -Dodging Dog Crap Is Bad Enough

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  1. So the condoms on found in a playground near the pubs and you automatically assume the offenders are from there? Let’s not take into account other housing in the area or it’s well traveled or anything else, let’s just make assumptions.

  2. The snow just melted. The snow covers stuff. You may have been the first person to see it since last November…or since leaves exist maybe even further back in time! Dunce cap for you, and I hope you picked them up, op.

  3. Condoms at a playground next to public housing? That would totally detract from the ambience of crack vials, meth bags and shell casings. Quick, someone report this aesthetic atrocity to Gwyneth Paltrow. She’ll tell us what to do.

  4. Oh, whoop de fucking do! Many times I forgot to throw away a condom when I was having outdoor sex. You clearly jealous, sexless bitch!

  5. Yeah, but you’re a pig, Brawdove, so….

    It’s just common fucking courtesy that you throw your used condoms away. Especially if you’re being skeezy as fuck and fucking in a playground — kids pick up everything!

  6. Brawdove, I hope you eat a donair with a used condom ‘accidently’ stuck inside it. Throw your fucking used condom in the trash, not laying outside on the playground because ohhh you forgot! OMFG live women actually bang you???

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