I understand you just got out of another long-term relationship. But let’s be serious here—a night of great conversation, great dance floor shenanigans and great spontaneous balcony sex does not come around as frequently as we’d all like. My biggest mistake last Thursday was walking you home and not grabbing your number before we parted ways. However, you do have my business card, so send me an email—just to let me know you’re out there. And in six months, once you’ve dabbled and dipped your way through the single life waters—we’ll get in touch and do it again. —Mr. Shoulders
This article appears in Aug 9-15, 2012.