After splitting from a certain awesome downtown pub last night, I left my drenched black flats outside the door of my boyfriend’s apartment rather than bringing them in to spread their potent reek. When I got up at 6 a.m. to head home, there they weren’t.
Whoever stole my shoes is either a sick pervert or simply an asshole. You are a loser. I hope you go barefoot this winter.
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2008.
Thats repugnant. First off, probably someone was walking by and got offended by the stink of your manky old shoes and they did what you needed to do – throw them away!Throw your nasty stanking shoes away, buy some new ones and stop being a hipster.
6 am….early departure time..his wife coming home from nightshift?
Someone like the property manager would have thrown them away.Trying to keep the place clean. As you said, Apartment.The hallway is a common area. Not the area of one tenant, or atenants stay-over. A pair of shoes in the hallway, that sends amessage that they are garbage, and they were not properly disposed of.Keep them inside next time, and buy new shoes.
Shitty things sometimes happen to inconsiderate people as a result of being inconsiderate. You and your boyfriend both know your feet are Class-A fungal cheesebombs, you wanted someone else to deal with it, and they did. No point getting angry at them for feeling exactly the same way you do about your wretched foot stench.