If I have to see one more goddamn story on ‘Britney in Crisis’, I will fucking scream louder than Mayor Kelly getting it up the ass. Who the fuck cares about this little psycho attention whore? My Jesus, there are people hungry and cold in our province and country and all the media can pay attention to is some cootie flasher who should have been sterilized and thrown on the Mickey Mouse club scrap heap yonks ago.
I want to read and hear real news not self-indulgent celebrity who-gives-a-sweet-shit newsflashes.
This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2008.
Obviously, you care.
You watch CNN? Wow, I haven’t had full cable since the first Gulf War. There are alternative news sources, y’know? Its an industry, just like any other, you don’t have to eat the Big Mac if you don’t like what it does to your gut.
To quote Lisa Simpson: Just don’t look, just don’t look.