I can’t count the nights that you filled my void. Late nights at the bar, stumbling home into your deliciousness. I used to love you but now… what happened? I swore I would never return but there I was drunk and hungry and once again you delivered a worse than virgin performance. No more. We are done. Your service and food have sunk to a mermaid slut level… —Angry Hungry Drunk
This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2011.
Euuuh… they are the slut? I believe you were the other half.
i believe they are talking about food and for some reason cross referencing it with a bootycall….. or vice versa…. either way the op needs a punch in the groin for being cryptic.
Huh op? Huh? What?
Ok then.
You sound like a skanky fucking loser yourself. Yuck.
They’re talking about mcdicks, guys, obv. lol
My comment still stands.
Hey Kitteh – some of us bitches are taking in Wheelie’s performance tonight. You In?
I bet your mommy is soooooo proud of you.
I was thinking they were eating something else. It’s not my fault I have a dirty mind! I blame the government.
Lady above me, I’m totally into your new name btw.
You know things are bad when they reach the mermaid slut level.
Just stay away OB 😉
http://tokyo5.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/…
Approperate for food and/or a bootycall 😀
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5O90uzvUA4…
My suspicion is that she got tired of your self-serving entitlement shit and saved her best performance for the guy she’s most likely RIGHT NOW replacing you with.
methinks dude was looking for ass, got it, and is now complaining that it wasn’t good. how the fuck would you know o.p., you were drunk, remember.
Do you use tartar sauce as lube with a mermaid slut?
pork pie, i would either use olive oil, or cod liver oil, nice and smoooooth, and think of health benifits. you could eat before you fuck. just sayin’.
Sounds like the OP is an alcoholic, or a nympho from Sackville.
LOL @ Sebastian! My thoughts too.
IMO, The OP drunk dialed the ex, had sloppy sex and couldn’t keep it up (due to being shit faced). She probably got tanked in order to sleep with him too. So, OP what did we learn?
1. You can’t keep it up when your drunk.
2. You have no Chemistry with said ex anymore.
3. Said Ex now has fins?
4. some idiot bitchers have a hard time reading and interpreting.
it’s about grabbing food on the way home from the bar you tards.
but zzz, we got durty minds.
well zZz now we know who the OP is…
And can i just say that since this thing reads like you were still drunk when you wrote it, i think people are fully entitled to misunderstanding your rant.
Here’s a simple suggestion that might help. Don’t go there anymore.
But since you’re the OP.. wtf is a mermaid slut? I smell a hallowe’en costume.