To the two men who found my cell phone on the sidewalk and went through a huge kerfuffle trying to return it to me…thank you!!
I’m sorry I didn’t express my gratitude more when you came into my work and personally handed me the phone. I was rather dumbstruck at the time, I didn’t even realize my phone was missing!
Thank you so much again, I appreciate your time and energy more than I can say. Your kindness has restored my faith in humanity! —Dumbstruck and Grateful
This article appears in Aug 23-29, 2012.


might want to check that the memory stick is still in it…
all those sexts you sent (and accordingly hopefully received) might just be on the interwebs by now.