To the chubby douchbag driving the oversized Black Phallic- wagon truck with your Radio station’s Yellow logo all over it (hmmmm think “IBM …” )
who cut directly in front of my little car at a green light
at the corner of Inglis and Tower …I didnt hit you, I would have been crippled or killed just because you decided to jump the light …and I had the presence of mind to stop, but maybe next time I mention it to the cop parked half a block away dumb-ass. You suck and your tired radio station’s ‘music’ smells like old greasy mullett.
This article appears in Apr 17-23, 2008.


dear man in little caryou have probabley spent most of your life getting pushed around by bigger people this is why you are bitching about it on a stupid website…people get cut off every day…suck it up, know your role, and get a bigger car.haha