Ok, I saw a post regarding lint trap common sense..
To my roomate: Stop being such a brain dead idiot. Take your freakin pad off your panties before washing them.. this is sick.. I found your pad (cleaned of course) stuck (more so baked) to the inside of our dryer… there is only one way it got there and we both know it was off your bloody knickers… sick sick sick sick sick.. I got my rubber gloves and peeled it off and stuck it on the wall by the dryer for a reason… SICK SICK SICK…. dear god thats sick…
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Thanks for making me projectile vomit my Egg McMuffin. You should have used tongs for the thongs.
ugg. that, right there, is why I live with guys. sometimes my gender disgusts me.
I bet she was doing the “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” thing.
Jeezus. Glad my roomating days are over!
Who uses pads anyway? That’s gross all on its own.
Plugging it up isn’t natural. Pads may be gross but sticking something up there is just as gross.
maybe we all need a nice hippy love in where we let the ahem juices flow free in a fabulous declaration of our feminine power…..I’m sure lilac would volunteer her living room rug for this endevour ;)….
Or one of her dreadlocks
What’s gross about sticking something up there? Unless you’re a virgin, I don’t see the problem with keeping everything neat and clean…why the fuck would anyone want it all over the place? I bet it’s not gross when you’re stickin your big vibrator up there, Jay!
Cherokee Hair Tampons™!That’s what you were going for, Qwerty, no?
I have a “friend with a problem” and I told him I would ask you gals for some advice… It seems my “friend” experiences um ah,,, how can I say this delicately…. rectal bleeding… on a regular basis… usually about 4-5 days per month…So the question is… should he use tampons or pads..??Anywho, I’ll let you debate it out amongst yourselves and cast your votes one way or the other… I’ll check back later and tally up the totals… Thanks to all and have a great day…
He should use a cautery to seal his anal fissure. Or stop putting Paris Hilton in his butt. Her nails might be causing the bleeding.
Are you there God? It’s me, Floyd.
Well, see a doctor first. We wouldn’t want your “friend” to have anything serious. For the bleeding…your “friend” may want to consider pads over ‘pons for the comfort factor. Would you have to fold the pad and wedge it between the cheeks, or would sticking it in your undies work OK? There are definately some logistical problems with this one.
Some things go in some things come out.
Thanks Miles, I new I could count on you for compassionate response… I feel much better,,, I mean my FRIEND feels much better already…And Qwerty you know I love your style on the coast, but I don’t get the God reference…
Most do both………in and out!
It’s a double reference.”Are you there God, it’s me Margaret” is a Judy Blume book from the 70s that tells the story of a girl’ waiting for her first period, and her struggle to come to terms with her faith (one of her parents is Jewish and the other is Christian).South Park did a spoof when Cartman started bleeding out his ass and thought it was his period, and Stan felt left out because he didn’t get his period yet when the rest of his friends did, and Kenny ended up dying of toxic shock syndrome from leaving a tampon up his ass for too long.
stop using my tag Jay:P
That’s the second time this week that what I thought was kind of an original idea, turned out to have been on a South Park episode…I only ever watched that show a few times, but it sounds like I missed some first-rate stuff…That cartman and stan episode you describe is a real hoot.. Thanks Qwert … You made my day.
The Paris Hilton reference is also from SP Floyd. In “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset”, Mr. Slave wanted to out-slut Ms. Hilton, so after she shoves a whole pineapple inside her, he shoves HER inside him.
10 seasons on dvd right now. I’d start at 10 and work backwards. It’s among the most sophisticated and relevant humour around today, brilliantly diguised as potty humour. Almost every episode contains at least one original and profoundly thought provoking idea, and is consistently hilarious. Hard to do.