To that fucking crummy radio commercial that uses ‘like rubber lips on a woodpecker’: if I were the sponsor, I’d fire the idiot who wrote that script. Woodpeckers don’t have fucking lips, they have beaks, dumbshits, if you hadda said ‘like a rubber beak on a woodpecker’, it would have been much funnier and not nearly so inaccurate.
—One Tenth of a Bitch
This article appears in Nov 19-25, 2009.
yeah, cause accuracy is what the radio commercials are going for….
You get more action with rubber lips, instead of a rubber pecker.
I hate that ad too. Same with “Mattress Depot.” Those two ads just remind me never to shop at those places.
I’m just glad they shitcanned that Lillydale Fake Nazi voiced sphincter taster, I just wanted to shove his pompous fucking head in his own oven along with the fucking chicken tits.
Friday after 12 coffee always brings out the worst in me
You remember the commercial, right? You remember what it was for, right? Mission accomplished.
‘rubber beak on a woodpecker’ is pretty crazy and funny, OP, but do you know what would be even crazier/funnier?
‘rubber LIPS on a woodpecker’!
Ah ha ha ha ha! That would be even MORE ineffective at pecking wood!
it’s times like these I’m glad I don’t listen to the radio
Just remember, “Don’t serve cheese”.